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can on a string by allamosaurus
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jul 2026
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His sister grabs him firmly by the shoulders. “Shane Hollander. My brother, my wombmate, my least favourite twin. I literally do. not. care. if you introduce yourself to this boy or not, but you have been yammering about him nonstop for fucking days and you very clearly want to talk to him, so as your older sister–”
“–I was literally born first–”
“You were removed first, we both know God wanted me to–”
“You were breech and tried to take your fucking placenta with you, I don’t think ‘God’–”
“A girl causes an almost-fatal hemorrhage one time and no one ever lets her fucking forget it! Whatever! The point is that you clearly want to talk to this guy and we just saw him walk over there alone so now is your perfect fucking chance! Just go say hi! Stop overthinking it!”
“Wow, stop overthinking, what revolutionary advice. Thank you so much for that game-changing fuc–”
She punches him in the shoulder hard enough to actually hurt. “Okay how about this, fuckface: either you go introduce yourself to him or I will.”
OR: My brain said what if Shane Hollander had a sister, and then all this happened. Bon appetite.
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Shane Hollander is a second grade teacher. The students at his school have started to hiss at each other. He just wants to get through his day with as little contact as possible with school librarian Mr. Rozanov.
Featuring dorky Shane, menace Ilya, and some general teacher life shenanigans.
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“Shane Hollander,” Rozanov says in his deep, thick accent.
“Rozanov,” Hollander nods. His voice cracks embarrassingly so he keeps talking, hoping the other man won’t notice. “Just came up here to get some air. I didn’t see a sign saying not to so I think we’re allowed. It’s chilly, eh? But a beautiful view,” he rambles.
“Ah yes,” Rozanov says flatly. “London, Ontario. Famous view.”
Shane can’t tell whether he’s being sarcastic. He probably is. He’s kind of an asshole, Shane thinks to himself, not for the first time. But an asshole who makes Shane’s stomach do weird things. Things that he wants to experience again so that he can properly label them. For science.
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What if last year's Hockey Canada sexual assault trial happened in the Heated Rivalry universe, not with the 2018 gold medal team but with Shane Hollander's 2009 team? A nearly decade-long situationship with consent king Ilya Rozanov makes the Hollander who walks into the courtroom in 2017 a very different man from the boy who ran out of the hotel room all those years ago.
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[podfic] Cards on the Table by allamosaurus, farmwitch, glyphs02, OrionsBracelet, planttaxonomy, vary for allamosaurus
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic)
19 Aug 2023
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Nick clears his throat and wipes his hands on a napkin. “So Charlie, tell me about yourself.”
“Oh god!” Charlie giggles. “Anything but that fucking question!”
Nick joins him in his laughter. “A truly terrible question, on both dates and job interviews,” he chuckles. “I’ll try to do better. What do you do for work?”
Charlie swallows his food, feeling his heart rate immediately increase. If Nick is going to be an ass about this, he’d rather find out sooner than later. Might as well put all his cards on the table.
“I’m a sex worker,” Charlie replies.
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We really are everywhere by allamosaurus
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
20 Mar 2023
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Nick and Charlie find an interactive online map that has pins from queer folks all around the world. As they browse it, fluffy, sappy, lovey feelings ensue.
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I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight by allamosaurus, farmwitch, glyphs02, isto4u, missdeviant, NellieSayzBork, OrionsBracelet, planttaxonomy, roo_writes, roo_writes_HS (roo_writes), shootingforthestars, swise, tinyarmedtrex, TruhamHiggsSportsDay
Fandom Chili's Grill and Bar, Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic), Schitt's Creek, The Office (US), Two More Eggs (Web Series)
16 Apr 2023
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Nick and Charlie are a story that was written in the stars, destined in every universe. Destined to find each other. To fall in love. To cherish and support and adore one another every day of every lifetime, as long as they both may live.
In every universe.
They're also apparently destined to fuck inside the American fast-casual affordably priced Tex-Mex dining chain, Chili's.
Which Chili's, you wonder?
Why, ALL OF THEM.
[A project from the writers of the HSO25 server. May god have mercy on our souls. … Or not, honestly that's probably fair.]
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A series of non-linear one-shots following the life of Glitter!Nick and Boss!Charlie after their time on the show.
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this is why we can't have nice things by apageinthisbook
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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Remember when Hayden Pike punches Ilya after Shane said not to, right before the announcement of the Irina Foundation? Remember that that was the second time Hayden laid his hands on Ilya in the first month of knowing him?
Or, Shane gets rightfully fed up after the first month of Hayden's behavior towards Ilya. Punching Ilya was the final straw, so he tells Hayden to pretend he never found out. It sets off a chain of events landing him, happily, in Ottawa a year earlier and with a better support system for both him and Ilya.
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02 Jul 2026
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Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4 by Nullevoy
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Feb 2026
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A bunch of my Ilya headcanons turned into fics, all you need to know is that this man is absolutely unhinged.
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11 Jun 2026
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his sugar baby, his sour coach, his jock bro lady macbeth by angel_deux
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Jun 2026
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Shane and Ilya collide on the ice in 2008, and Shane's career is over before it begins.
In 2014, when they meet each other in a club in Boston, Ilya wants to make it up to him.
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08 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.
It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.
Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.
Right???
(or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)
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06 Jun 2026
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When Shane reluctantly agreed to kick off his MLH career with a photoshoot, he imagined, somewhat vaguely, a hockey uniform and some dramatic lighting on the rink. Shoot a few pucks. Pose intensely. That kind of thing.
The marketing agency, apparently, had other ideas.
A plane flight gone wrong, a desperate crash landing, and suddenly hockey’s two brightest young stars find themselves stranded in the heart of the Canadian wilderness. With no way home and no rescue coming, they only have one hope for survival -- each other.
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04 Jun 2026