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Buck was not prepared for this, he was meant to be out on the country estate for his vacation not fighting for his life in a powder blue carriage escaping road way robbers. This was utterly insane.
“NOW!” Buck was not prepared. No, no, no “JUMP CHILD, NOW!”
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Evan buckley III is a british aristocrat and noble, studying to take over the family fortune of his father. However heading home for summer break he is accosted by roadside bandits. This does not go well.
Some days later an army medic is riding toward home on the same path. They might encounter one another.
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Hold me closer, tiny dancer by andy_b
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
10 Mar 2024
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"Sirius finds a boy jumping on his bed.
And so he stands there watching, an expression of horror on his face as his obviously crazed roommate shouts out the crude and quite ear deafening lyrics. The rock song is cranked up so loud his radio might fall out the window and break from the vibration, if not that then from the whirlwind of swinging limbs."
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Sirius walks in on Remus singing in their room, first he thinks it's awful... then his opinion changes a bit.
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Once upon a time in a country far far away there lived a prince, known by his glorious battles. Like that time he slayed a dragon, and that time he saved the queen.
Now he's sent on a quest by his father:
A quest to kill the evil sorcerer residing in the nightmare forest.
But the quest goes wrong, shit he messes up, and now everythinks weird and he passes out all the time and f*ck why can’t he help being lured in by that...
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welcome to my brain rot after drinking a m*nster energy at 4 am, hope you enjoy the ride.
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You weren't supposed to be alone by andy_b
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Aug 2023
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“Whaddya mean you're not him?”
“I’m just not”
“but we can’t just have lost track of the antichrist!!”
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Aziraphale was never sent to supervise and help humanity, Crowley wasn’t either, cus hell is earth.
Small fuck up fucks with crowlyes ability to die. Whoops he's eternal.
(better summary in notes T T )
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When the war ended, the victorious Corbash Empire were not entirely ruthless with their demands. In the terms of surrender lay a curious clause, though:
One officer from the defeated Lissial Confederation, to be joined in marriage to the victorious General Nicul Druken.
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- Part 2 of Sassysnowperson's Original Works
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07 Jul 2026
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The Ballad of Boston Blues by Beachan
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
06 Jul 2026
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A freezing Boston sets the stage for a case that shouldn’t exist: a young man from the city’s elite found dead in the slums, under circumstances far too neat to be real. Detective Shane Hollander - methodical, unyielding, sharp enough to read a crime scene like a coded message - needs only a glance to sense that someone is steering the investigation off course.
Every lead points to the Raiders and their leader, Ilya Rozanov: a master of high‑stakes robberies, arrogant, unpredictable, dangerously magnetic. The perfect suspect, maybe too perfect. The deeper Shane digs, the clearer it becomes that a powerful hand is shaping the narrative, deciding who gets blamed and who stays untouchable.
As he follows trails that never make it into official reports - underground cage fights, glittering galas, unlikely alliances - Shane finds himself pulled into a maze of corruption and buried truths. And at the center of it stands Rozanov, a man who should be just a name on a file but the closer Shane gets to the truth, the more he feels another pull - dangerous, unexpected, and impossible to ignore.
or: Detective Shane and Gangster Ilya. A hard-boiled detective story. Rivalry, smuttyness, romance.
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15 Jun 2026
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Eddie’s massage therapist is Briana.
He confirmed this six times: twice on the website, once during a phone call he made from his truck in the grocery store parking lot like it was a covert operation, three more times in the confirmation email.
"Eddie?"
He looks up.
That is not Briana.
The guy standing in the hallway entrance is tall and built like someone whose job description wildly undersold the physical reality. There's a birthmark above his eye that shouldn't work but does, way too much, and his scrubs fit him well. They — okay. They fit him obscenely well, actually.
His arms. God, his arms. They're just arms. Everyone has arms.
Eddie is suddenly, involuntarily, thinking about what it would feel like to have those arms braced on either side of him. Or around him. Or holding him down.
Which is not a thought he's ever had about a man's arms before. He's pretty sure. He's almost sure. He's going to move on from this.
He is going to stop looking at the arms.
Any second now.
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It's just a massage. Eddie can survive that. Right?- Language:
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07 Jun 2026
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The Fourth Rule of Being Haunted (The First Three Failed) by OscarWilderThanYou
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Men's Hockey RPF, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Feb 2026
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By Quinn Hughes’ second season in the National Hockey League, he has learned four essential truths:
Ghosts are real.
Ghosts love hockey.
Ghosts love Shane Hollander and Ilya Rosanov’s relationship like it is their favorite soap opera.
Ghosts have decided Quinn is their customer service representative.
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16 Feb 2026
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The Most Wonderful Time of the Year by Katastrophe (Karrington)
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies)
26 Dec 2023
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Jake wasn’t sure what was happening. He’d been asleep, he’d been good! He hadn’t even cried when Papa used the belt that afternoon! He hadn’t even asked for presents this year! He— what was going on?
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It takes Jake a long time to learn what being a family REALLY means….
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- Part 20 of Whumptober 2023
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26 Oct 2025