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Technoblade has fought in battles since he was a child, becoming a force to be reckoned with, a man to fear. He earned many titles as he fought, War Pig, Blood God, and even Dream Slayer. But no one knows his true name. He considers that to be necessary as it serves as a safety measure against the fae that roam the world. Many fae would kill to get their hands on a human like Technoblade and he firmly defends his name because of that. However, after accidentally getting involved with fae, they seem to be adamant about not losing him, for whatever reason. Then, suddenly everything Technoblade has carefully constructed to protect himself is trembling in the face of these creatures and their whims.
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18 Jun 2026
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Philza has engineered so many doomsdays they blur together. As armies of his latest Technoblade models carve through wars, Philza secretly tinkers on his greatest weapon yet: not an obedient soldier, but a thinking, autonomous warrior. The only thing Philza understands is machines, and so maybe machines are the only thing that can understand him.
Technoblade doesn't know how to be a person instead of a weapon. But he's not entirely sure Philza can teach him, either, as disconnected as the scientist is from humanity. Neither of them have anyone else in the whole world but maybe, just maybe, they have each other.
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17 Jun 2026
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"So. I somehow got shot into space, lost my memory, everyone else died, and this is what's going to haunt me?"
Grace gestured wildly with the sticker.
"My AO3 stats?!"
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- Part 5 of PHM fics
- Part 4 of work skin fics
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17 Jun 2026
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What are you talking about? 116 East Normal Street is the most normal place on earth! Techno just moved there, but the peace and quiet makes for the perfect opportunity to procrastinate on his college homework. In between babysitting eldritch gods and dodging magical girl battles, that is. Actually, one of the stranger things about the neighborhood is how determined they are to add Techno to the community. Strangest of all? It’s working.
Part of the Voices for the Blade event.
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17 Jun 2026
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So Shit Has Hit the Fan: A Leftist’s Guide to Mutually Assured Destruction by dreamdx (thereisdefinitelyawordforthat) for antimony_medusa
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Feb 2022
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He’d started planning for the worst as soon as he learned of the risk, of course. But even as he'd laid concrete and stacked cans and filled tanks with water, he’d scoffed at his own paranoia. It was impossibly far-fetched. Something out of a sci-fi novel.
It would hit in less than two minutes.
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Techno is a prepper, but he couldn’t have prepared for everything.
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15 Jun 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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15 Jun 2026
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For the second time in his life, Rocky found himself aboard a slowly dying ship.
Or Rocky's thoughts as the taumoeba take over the Blip A.
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- Part 7 of Blue's Project Hail Mary Fics
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14 Jun 2026
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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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14 Jun 2026
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That's A Weird Looking Orphan, But Okay by aenor_llelo, Alderous, BattleBlaze, fluxphage, Rocket999
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Orphan's Path (Fanfiction)
05 Mar 2021
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Really, he hadn't meant to save the man. But he did.
Now what?or
Techno and Philza.
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- Part 1 of Orphan's Path
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14 Jun 2026
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Green, Black, and Blue Make the Colors in the Sky by floristkills for AnnaRaeBanana
Fandoms: Dream SMP
17 Nov 2023
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Technoblade lives in a tourist beach town, which means summer tends to be the loneliest time of year for him. At least he can always turn to some games at the arcade for a little fun. That is, until a newcomer appears and raises the first real challenge he's ever faced.
No matter what Techno has to do, he will beat Wilbur at Dance Dance Revolution.
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13 Jun 2026
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Wings are a symbol of ambition, of power, of respect.
They are not something that can be taken from the universe by force, they must be given. They are given to only the most capable, to the worthy.
And Techno just woke up with wings.
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AU where wings are a sign of being blessed by the gods or something along those lines. The royal family are the only ones to ever have wings, but the universe decides to have a bit of fun, and gives Techno some.
This causes some issues, considering the fact the royal family hears of Techno's new wings, and then deems him to be family. Even if Techno doesn't think the same.
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12 Jun 2026
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It takes maybe ten minutes for the man to return to consciousness, blinking rapidly and groaning. He raises an arm and lets it flop onto his face, blocking out the sunlight. “Fuck,” the man whispers, and then starts gagging.
When the man has finished figuratively coughing up his lungs and literally coughing up water, he blinks up at Techno with a dazed sort of expression. The mer-turned-human waves with an un-finned, un-clawed, spindly hand, and bares dull teeth in the way that humans do when they smile. “You good, man?”
“Fuck,” the man says again, emphatically. Techno frowns.
“I didn’t think you were down there long enough to get brain damage.”
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11 Jun 2026
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Phil stayed quiet in the box and looked down to fighters on the sand. A piglin hybrid with a trident batted the sword of a cat hybrid away and knocked her to the ground. She stared up at him, and the piglin looked to a human in finer armour standing to the side. He nodded, and he stepped back, pulling the trident away from the neck of the cat hybrid.
In his memory, these had been soldiers he’d asked to see more of, but looking at this with the experience of a lifetime, he could see that there were no avians down on the sand, and most of the fighters were wearing collars. Phil glanced around the room. Awful lot of the non-avians in the box were wearing collars too. He tucked his chin into his chest. So he was a child again, and he was a child in a city that kept slaves. Fuckin’ fantastic.
A rabbit hybrid in a red tunic came over with a plate of little snack foods. She offered it to him. “A snack, young master?” She was wearing a collar too.
He did not feel like food. “No, thanks,” Phil said, shaking his head without emerging from his huddle.
Or: Philza gets sent back to his childhood and finds it's fucked up. What could make this worse? Oh, oh finding that Techno is in danger, that's just great.
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- Part 21 of Gift Exchange Works
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11 Jun 2026
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Okay so shapeshifting into The Crow was objectively a bad idea, but on the other hand, he got to literally wear a mask in public and nobody was saying his real name. He could mess up, and it was like a whole different guy had messed up! Social anxiety life hack, simply do not be yourself when you make mistakes and then you won’t make mistakes. Technoblade had even spent a couple evenings at home in the shapeshift, eating everything in his fridge, and the wounds he’d presented with had slowly closed up. He’d washed the blood out of the suit too. His bathtub had looked like someone had died. It barely even hurt to be a superhero any more, and no one had said his name in a tone of confused condemnation in like a week. They’d said The Crow’s name, admittedly, but that hardly counted.
Someone burst through the front door of the coffee shop, face pale. “There’s a kid stuck up on a ledge on the fourth floor, does anybody got a ladder?”
Every eye in the coffee shop turned to look at the superhero standing at the milk and sugar cart with his drink. Techno gulped. “Uh, hi,” he said.
Or: Technoblade is a secret shapeshifter who's just realized that superheros get free food. Hijinks ensue.
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- Part 8 of Challenge Works
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11 Jun 2026
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twice as many stars by supinetothestars
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), DSMP - Fandom, Dream SMP
03 Aug 2021
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Techno whirls around. Under the tree sits a creature clad in green robes; three-headed and triple-winged. A thick halo of silver hangs above it, and a mask with deep engravings shields its face.
“Where am I?” Techno asks it. He feels disoriented, dizzy from the fresh air.
"Limbo," the creature says. "It’s a kind of afterlife. I made it for you."
“It’s a void,” Techno says. “It’s uncreative.”
"I created it to eternally torment you," the creature clarifies.
Techno looks around him and sees sunny clean air as far as he can see. He tilts his head and says nothing.
"The famed blood god himself," the creature hums, "destined to an eternity of empty void and peaceful field, all on his lonesome. Ironic, isn’t it? I thought it rather clever."
Ironic enough, Techno thinks. He holds his silence.
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[Or: Technoblade dies. His limbo is an empty island in the midst of a void, meant as an unpeaceful rest for an unpeaceful soul. He finds himself happy there, despite everything.]
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11 Jun 2026
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“Like…right now? Or- it was more like five minutes ago. Ten minutes? Somewhat recently.” Techno might’ve lost some time when coming to on the ground, grocery bags nowhere to be seen, his current state now being ‘slightly traumatized.’ “I’m also bleeding, probably.” He says, taking in the splattered stain of red all across his t-shirt. His jacket is missing too, which is a shame, because Phil bought him that one last Christmas. “There’s- ok. There’s a lot of blood. Huh.”
“Oh my fucking god.” Phil says, concern turning sharp. “You’re actively bleeding? Is it bleeding badly?”
“Well. Define badly.”
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11 Jun 2026
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Technoblade and Philza's Absolutely Unauthorized Long Term Space Field Trip (You Won't Believe The Laws They Broke) by antimony_medusa
Fandoms: SMPEarth
01 May 2023
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“Phil, I have a really great idea,” Techno told him. “Hear me out. It’s probably gonna get a lot of people mad at us, but it’s gonna be really funny.”
Or: Technoblade and Phil take over the known solar system.
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- Part 20 of Gift Exchange Works
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11 Jun 2026
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Into the quiet, there was a little click. Phil’s head shot up as he realised that was the m-spec, which had swung from showing zero magical potential to a sudden full reading, maxing out the possibilities in the area. “Techno,” he started, and then the fateograph stopped spinning.
“Phil,” Techno said, staring at him across the breakfast table.
And then the world inverted.
Or: AEduo get magically isekaied into the height of the Antarctic Empire.
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- Part 19 of Gift Exchange Works
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11 Jun 2026
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How To Be Sentenced To Death, Skip Out On That One, And Get A Friend Out Of It by antimony_medusa for slaughter_png
Fandoms: Dream SMP
14 Oct 2022
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“You’re early, I’m not scheduled to go on today,” a voice said.
Phil looked around, eyes widening. He was in a medium-sized room, much smaller than the barracks he’d been stored in for the last three months since he’d been brought in. Also unlike the barracks, this place had an actual braided rug on the floor, a small bookcase by the head of the bed, and what looked like a quilt on the bed. There was a man sitting on the bed—a piglin hybrid by the looks of the height, the pink hair and the tusks—reading. He didn’t look up from the book.
“What now, you’re gonna tell me plans change?” He turned a page on the book, exaggeratedly slow.
There was a chain that connected his wrist to the wall. Phil cleared his throat. “Uh, no, no problems here, just checking in on shit, you alright there, mate?”
The man looked up, his eyebrows flying upwards. “Am I alright?”
Shit. He shoulda gone with the abusive guard angle. Even in the uniform he’d pulled off the man he’d knocked out, maybe he wasn’t perfect at impersonating people. Committed now, though.
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- Part 4 of Challenge Works
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11 Jun 2026
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Look, Phil was many things -he was adventurous, impulsive, a thrill chaser. One thing he wasn't, however, was stupid.
He knew humans weren't the safest species to be around, especially when they felt threatened. They had gained their reputation for a reason, and Phil had heard one too many stories about their prowess and resilience in a fight to not believe every single ounce of said reputation being based on truth.
So yeah, many people would take one look at the human currently laying on one of the cots in Phil's infirmary and immediately run away, all the while calling him a '"fool of a person who's just asking to be gruesomely murdered in the most painful way possible."
(Or, in which Philza has no self-preservation skills and Technoblade just wants his goddamn coffee.)Series
- Part 1 of Anti-gravity
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10 Jun 2026