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    What would have happened had Kahmunrah not been the only Egyptian Pharaoh at the Smithsonian that night, what would have happened had his younger brother been there and what would have happened had the writers stuck to the original script?

    This is my retelling of the movie with some of my favourite bits from the original script and the film all mashed together with parts of my own imagination stuck in too.

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    14 Aug 2025

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    HELLO?!?! I’ve been CRAVING this.

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    After nearly a century locked away in a mirror, you find yourself reborn, lying in a pool of blood next to a mutilated corpse. No memories, no name, no hope. You are given one purpose: find the crystal.
    The crystal is key to everything.

    With no idea of the nature of the world you have found yourself in, or your own significance in it, who can you trust? When one man wants you to make his perfect fantasy consume reality, and the other wants to use you as a pawn against his bitter enemy. Not to mention the malevolent, monstrous presence festering in the heart of the Manor that dogs your every footstep.

    "This world is a dream," Mark said. More like a nightmare.
    Either way... it's time to wake up.

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    Morro, newly resurrected, can't stay with the ninja. So Wu calls Cyrus Borg to take him in. History repeats, the Cursed Realm calls, and Lloyd’s attempt to give Morro a second chance has far more consequences than anyone imagined.

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    27 Dec 2023

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    Lloyd was getting pretty sick and tired of getting kidnapped by snakes and evil scientists and nindroid armies, let alone all three at once. The only way it could be worse was adding his dad, a time machine, or a ghost.

    Way to jinx it.

     

    Morro was perfectly miserable suffering through his afterlife in the Departed Realm, avoiding sage life lessons from the annoyingly persistent Sensei G. He was not expecting to be resurrected by a crazy mad scientist set on taking over all sixteen realms. He was even less prepared to face the green ninja - Lloyd - again, injured and imprisoned.

    So, he has a choice to make. Help the good doctor burn Ninjago to the ground, or do something crazy and stupid.

    FSM, Garmadon must be rubbing off on him.

     

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    (OR An evil scientist is dead set on ressurecting all of the ninja’s greatest enemies and happens to choose the most “fuck authority” one first. Lloyd wonders what his life has come to. The ninja have several heart attacks. Morro does his best.)

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    27 Oct 2023