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Shane says, “You don’t wanna go raw?”
Ilya drops the box of condoms. Looks at Shane. Shane looks back.
“What?”
“Do you want me to commit a felony?”
“I think public indecency is usually a misdemeanor.”
Ilya tries to bite him through his shirt.
“Ow, ow, Ilya, stop that-”
Ilya and Shane are thirty-five, married, and living their best happily ever after—until the plane they're in falls out of the sky and they wake up back in 2009. Of course they fuck about it.
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10 Jul 2026
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The Sneeze by LowPolyAngel
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Jun 2026
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Peter has recently come down with an awful cold. After having his identity revealed in such a horrifyingly embarrassing way, his life is opened up to Deadpool. It is far from what Peter wants, but it is what he needs. Wade gets a look into the life of the man he has idolized for years, becoming more and more shocked by how Peter lives.
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- English
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- 15,162
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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16 Jun 2026
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It’s So Easy to Fall In Love with Shane Hollander by SPRINGINGintoaction (sailingtheLarryship)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 May 2026
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Everyone in the NHL wants Shane Hollander. Maybe that should make Ilya feel proud, accomplished, even. Because he's the only one who has ever really had him. The only one who will.
But really, it only seems to piss him off. Make him possessive.
Shane kind of likes that.- Language:
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- 7/7
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26 May 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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- English
- Words:
- 29,008
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1
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- 3,542
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14 Apr 2026
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Domestic Bliss and Other Luxuries by holdingbreaths
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Apr 2026
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Peter moves in with Wade: it's meant to be a temporary solution for an urgent problem.
Out of boredom, he cleans around the apartment.
Wade compliments him in a very particular way.
This is a huge mistake for everyone involved.
Follow our hero through a series of everyday domestic snippets about praise, accidental power dynamics, denial, and the deeply inconvenient realization that Spider-Man may enjoy being a housewife.
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- English
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- 99,790
- Chapters:
- 60/60
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- 3,378
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10 Apr 2026
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“It’s not that I just—I don’t know how. I’m not like… attracted to them. I don’t know what to do,” Shane admits. His cheeks warm right on their peaks. Ilya laughs again, loud and barking. “We had sex twice. And I’m not sure either of us… you know… came either time.”
“I could teach you.”
“What?”
“I said–” Ilya leans up from his spot on the couch, nearly crawling atop Shane. He grins down at Shane. “I could teach you how to make a girl cum.”
Ilya gets Shane off like he's a girl.
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- 1/1
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01 Apr 2026
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Shane is an inexperienced incubus who is a little obsessed with Ilya Rozanov.
Good thing Ilya is very willing to be his first victim.
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19 Mar 2026
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In which Ilya perceives Shane a little more than he’s allowed to, so Shane uses the tried and true Ilya Rozanov™ method of deflecting with sex.
Set ambiguously sometime in episode 4 just before the tuna melt scene.
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- English
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- 5,387
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 202
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14 Mar 2026
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Tentative and New by Nnonymous
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Jan 2026
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For reasons Wade doesn't quite understand, Spider-Man has taken a liking to him, which is wonderful because he's been smitten with Spidey since he first saw him... except Wade is Wade and Spidey must be a little bit delusional to want to be around him.
That's alright though, Wade hasn't been sane for a long time either and he's not about to look a gift horse in the mouth.
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- English
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- 24,586
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 2
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- 178
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18 Feb 2026
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Sex and Democracy by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Feb 2026
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Shane stared, horrified. “Stop making jokes! This is not funny! They think—they think I HAVE BOTTOM EYES!”
Ilya sat up, eyes gleaming. “They are correct.”
“Ilya.”
“Mmm. What is it they said? Best bottom eyes? I agree.”
Shane wanted the floor to open up. “WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?”
“It means when you look up at me with pupils blown and lips swollen, is impossible not to fuck you stupid.”
A betting pool starts in the locker room about who in the league is the 'wildest' in bed. To everyone's shock, league Golden Boy Shane Hollander wins by a landslide. Shane is mortified. Ilya is profoundly smug. Naturally, Ilya decides the best course of action is to make it a challenge. “You gotta prove them right, malysh. Can’t leave them disappointed, can we?”
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- Part 15 of Cross-Checked & Kissed (smut oneshots)
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- English
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- 6,087
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 97
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11 Feb 2026
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Take What You Can Get by weatheredwaffle
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Jan 2026
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Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.
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Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.
A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.
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- English
- Words:
- 38,959
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 434
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- 2,045
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- 365
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31 Jan 2026
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when your need is greatest by Bookkbaby
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
30 Oct 2025
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When the Wen Sect attacks Cloud Recesses, Lan Wangji is forced to summon a creature that the clans sealed away long ago; the Yiling Laozu, a huli jing bound inside the Stygian Fox Amulet.
But is the Yiling Laozu truly the monster others claim he is? And once the war is over, will Lan Wangji be able to bear sealing him back inside the Amulet?
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- English
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- 54,486
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 2
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- 363
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- 2,809
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31 Oct 2025
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The Lemon Squeeze by redbud for gothichobbit
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2023
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He really wasn’t doing this out of gratitude. More like sheer relief. Never in his life had he been treated like this, forced down, yet held gently. He panted for it.
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Wei Ying's solution to his problems is to punch and claw his way through life. Lan Zhan shows up to wrap him in a blanket burrito and be his gun so that Wei Ying doesn't have to get his knuckles bloody anymore. But that is easier said than done.
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- 21,517
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1
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- 89
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- 1,552
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21 Oct 2025
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Write It on My Neck by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Aug 2022
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Sure, he could ad-lib this. Wei Wuxian nodded. “The agreement. Yes, the agreement! Where I…don’t call you handsome?”
The man stared again. “You do not need to call me ‘husband’, either."
Wei Wuxian nodded seriously, though inwardly, he was kind of shocked. What kind of a marriage was this?
or, wwx transmigrates into an a/b/o universe where he is lwj's spouse
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- 23,452
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- 1/1
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- 376
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17 Oct 2025
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oh, I am not quite sleeping / oh, I am fast in bed by captainkit for Snekerdoodle
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
01 Sep 2025
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“Are you awake now?” asked Erwin softly in the absence of Levi’s words.
Levi glared at him. “Do I fucking look asleep to you?”
aka the fic where Levi sleepwalks into love.
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22 Sep 2025
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Being at S gives Kaoru that feeling of teenage freedom back.
With this, unfortunately, comes that nostalgic feeling of bitterness when he sees the throngs of fans hitting on his partner. In the spirit of rebellion, he decides to retaliate.
Kojiro does not take it well. Kaoru needs to learn to behave.
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04 Sep 2025
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Googly Eyes by Spideypool_supremacy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
28 Aug 2025
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"God, she is going to hate that tutor."
"I'm sure she will come around—"
"Hate. Absolutely hate him."
"Maybe he'll—"
"She will despise him."
"Ah."
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Peter Parker tutors Deadpool’s daughter and doesn’t regret it at all
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30 Aug 2025
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Kojiro wakes up Kaoru.
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- 2,133
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- 1/1
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- 192
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- 2,083
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25 Jul 2025
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as my fingers tremble, this is what i am by thesnapwasbrutal
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
18 Jul 2025
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“Wade, fuck—” he choked, voice shattering, pitch gone too high and desperate to sound anything like defiance. “Don’t be—don’t be mean—”
Wade leaned in slow. His mouth hovered by Peter’s ear, breath hot and heavy, body still pressed close enough to feel the heat radiating off his skin.
“I’m not, Webs. It’s just that you started this,” he whispered, low and knife-sharp, words slipping under Peter’s skin like a brand. “You’re not getting off with that stupid mask on.” His voice was calm, deceptively soft for how much it made Peter’s cock throb. “I want to see your face.”
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- Part 3 of spideypool :3
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23 Jul 2025
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Once Patience Bears Fruit by FinallyGotTheInvitation
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama), 魔道祖师Q | Módào Zǔshī Q (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
10 Jun 2025
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The second time Lan Wangji loses Wei Wuxian, he is no longer able to follow him; He has reached immortality. So instead, he waits.
Years later, Wei Ying sees a phone recording of a mysterious mountain man, and his body acts on its own. He travels to Gusu./
OR Wei Wuxian dies, and Lan Wangji waits for his reincarnation. He has to wait a lot longer than he expects.
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- 18/18
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- 5
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- 1,842
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20 Jun 2025