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At the age of 16, the princess Morgana is promised to the then 11 Prince Merlin, which disgusts her brother Arthur.
Every summer for 9 years, Merlin comes to visit and spend time with Morgana and her brother. However, the unexpected happens when the bookish Merlin finds himself falling for the clotpole golden prince instead.
After a messy reveal of their secret affair, Merlin is kidnapped and vanishes. In spite of this, Arthur does not give up hope and swears to search for Merlin to the end.
this fic is loosely based on the 1994 animated movie “The Swan Princess”
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The unfortunate thing about transmigrating into another universe is that you’re not always guaranteed a smoking hot body and a cool love interest.
It’s like rolling a die, tossing a dart without looking, flipping a coin, and then falling into an open manhole. Sometimes you wake up as a beautiful princess in a fairytale castle. Sometimes you wake up in your own body in the sewers.
…Gods, it stinks down here.
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into something real (race me to the top) by backupbiter, GarnetMonstrosity (backupbiter)
Fandoms: Naruto, Haikyuu!!, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Mar 2023
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Death is but the next great adventure. A new world, a new name, a new...village! Just what is going on? Rated M for language and content later on. Crossover with Haikyuu!, Naruto, and My Hero Academia (Boku no Hero Academia). Set in the Narutoverse. Rated M for Bakugou and possible content later on.
Crossposted from fanfiction.net like 5 years late-
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Percy Jackson and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by backupbiter
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Naruto
01 Feb 2023
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The worst part about being a demigod, actually, is not the monsters. It’s not dealing with your godly family. It isn’t even Camp Half-Blood’s lava climbing wall. No. It’s the dreams.
tldr: percy dreams and wishes he hadn’t. is it too late to unsubscribe from this whole “demigod” thing?
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- Part 1 of pocket adventures
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bitches get stitches
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pocket adventures by backupbiter
Fandom Naruto, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
01 Feb 2023
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plot bunnies, threadfics, and/or one shots by backupbiter
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender, Original Work
08 Apr 2022
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this is a holding place for some of my ideas, i may or may not make these into actual stories at some point or take them apart to use on different things.
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Who Made Me a Baratheon? by Narwhails
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), House of the Dragon (TV)
30 Jun 2026
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Westeros is this medieval backwards world he would rather not be stuck in. Good thing Aemion was reincarnated as a Baratheon not a Targaryen... Right??
Humanity's strength is in its adaptability. Maybe this new life of his messes with the head. The best way to adapt is to fake it until you make it but eventually a lie becomes the truth, also another truth won't stay buried for long.
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Witch, Please by TheHarvest
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, House of the Dragon (TV)
30 Jun 2026
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A Low-Effort Account of High-Stakes Nonsense
Holly is done with saving the world. After a war, funeral after funeral, and one unfortunate wish made to a magical room with no sense of boundaries, she ends up somewhere very far from home—and very much someone else’s problem.
Now she runs a not-entirely-legal bakery in a city where flour is political, dragons are supposed to be terrifying (hers is the size of a teacup), and minding your own business is practically a crime. She’s got no interest in thrones, titles, or noble nonsense.
Which is exactly why the nobles won’t leave her alone.
All Holly wants is to survive, stay unimportant, and keep her pastry case full. But when a certain highborn woman starts showing up for tea, Holly finds herself dragged—reluctantly—into court gossip, royal secrets, and a mess big enough to topple a kingdom.
She didn’t come here to change the world. But the world keeps showing up at her door.
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13 Jan 2026
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viserys thought he cooked w this one icl
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"By a show of hands," Sensei Lawrence called, "who here thought Lorena was my daughter?"
In rapid response, a litany of arms went up.
"Robby, what the hell? Put your hand down."
Or, girl wakes up in Cobra Kai, so girl learns karate. The rest is collateral.
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wing bones touching by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jun 2026
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Mo Xuanyu is the hastily legitimized daughter of Jin Guangshan.
Wei Wuxian wakes up in her body the day before her wedding.
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Max Verstappen to Mercedes? The paddock is buzzing. The media’s in meltdown.
Dr. Anastasia “Ana” Wolff, Mercedes’ notoriously brilliant, emotionally unavailable lead systems engineer and Toto Wolff’s eldest daughter, is not handling it well. Because Max isn’t just a potential signing, he’s the man she’s been sleeping with in secret for nearly a decade.
And if the rumours are true, and Max Verstappen really is joining Mercedes, then Ana’s carefully compartmentalised world is about to explode.
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- Part 1 of System Failure