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The Museum hosts a wax Jedediah for a week who happens to be equally as smitten with Octavius as their own Jed is, and Jed confesses his feelings to the Roman with a cat.
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19 Jun 2026
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In the early afternoon, he finally hears the bedroom door click open, and footsteps padding down the hall.
"Thank God you're finally awake," Holland says, still hunched over the paper. "Jack, baby, they got me fucking stumped, they're making up new words. What's an eight-letter synonym for life, starting with a V?"
There's no reply. Healy can usually think of at least one thing to throw out, even if it doesn't fit. The silence goes on for a beat too long, and Holland didn't hear him move to the kitchen. He turns around —
— and it's Healy, standing there, it's definitely Healy, but it's a Healy who looks like he's in his fucking twenties.
His face is completely unlined — his hair is dark, not a speck of gray — and he's staring right back at Holland.
"Um." Holland's at a complete loss. "Hi."
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everywhere I go I keep his picture in my wallet by aiidoneus
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
05 Jun 2026
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Healy keeps a picture of March in his wallet. March finds out and reacts about how you'd expect.
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you might be thinking too much about it, ever think about that? by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
25 May 2026
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But anyway the point is that the rest of his life blew up with his house. Their families came out to the funeral and, well, they didn't really get it. It wasn't simple to them. What could be more simple than Emma's name carved into stone, Holland isn't too sure, but it is what it is. They tried to get Holland sent to some hospital for queers and tried to take Holly from him and neither of those things happened, but he's never going to see his parents again or his brothers.
But now there's Healy.
Now, March has never felt this way about a man before and he got in his head about it for a while until he saw Healy knock out their client's soon-to-be ex-husband with one punch and then throw March over his shoulder like he was a half-empty sack of potatoes and his dormant and grieving libido woke up and went, "Okay, this one! It's this one! Gender is a social construct, as you very well know, and you want this one to rail you into next Sunday, please and thank you!"
so march has a vagina and everyone always makes that so complicated. he and his wife thought it was pretty simple, all things considered. maybe healy will too?
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18 Jun 2026
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"Oh my god!" March squeaked, suddenly sitting up straight. "Oh my god, Healy— you're hard!"
Healy wanted to disappear. Or punch March in the face. Or both.
aka: Holland March is a huge tease and has to deal with the consequences. (He doesn't mind.)
Bookmarked by bartonclan
18 Jun 2026