bitterglitter
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a history of wall pinning by bitterglitter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jun 2025
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5 times Crowley pins Aziraphale to a wall + 1 time Aziraphale pins Crowley
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Suddenly, Crowley realizes, they seem to have a history ending up like this.
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The intimacy of sharing clothes as Ambrosius and Ballister grow up.
OR 5 Times Ballister Wore Something Of Ambrosius', Plus 1 Time Ambrosius Wore Something Of Ballister's
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A List of Plausible Reasons to Fuck Off - by Edward Teach by bitterglitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Apr 2022
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It’s not the abandonment thing that’s the issue.
See, Ed’s used to people fucking off. It’s basically been his whole life, why would it start to bother him now? Sure, it hasn’t hurt like this before which is something he refuses to look into, but the action of Stede disappearing isn’t what keeps Ed up at night.
No, instead it’s the question of where the fuck did Stede go.
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the effects of holy water on angels by bitterglitter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Jul 2019
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As all Angels should, Aziraphale loves all of God’s creations, and She had many ones that are easy to love. So, as an immortal, it is impossible to go through existence without feeling the loss of them. The emptiness. There have been a handful of people, animals, even places, that have been lost to time that he has mourned.
But this?
This is a grief that Aziraphale is sure that not even Hell could imagine. A grief that Aziraphale would have believed only came with the feeling of losing one’s Angelic wings in a fall. A grief that he would never experience.
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hope of love by bitterglitter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Jun 2019
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After all, thousands of years falling in love with a being unable to feel love is something that can be eased into. Being hit with the realization that perhaps not all Demons, specifically the one next to him swinging the wheel of his car to the right in a way that is less like a lane change and more like a swerve just barely missing a building, are entirely incapable of feeling love is much more like a punch to the stomach.
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“So why…why haven’t you consumed me?”
“You intrigued me,” it cooed directly into his ear.
No.
“Your fierce will to survive…”
No, that wasn’t right.
“To live.”
No, that was wrong…
Something in him was wrong.
“Stop it!” Simon screamed at last, desperate as he pushed himself back into Eden’s tree — but there was nowhere to go.
It was in his head.
In his body.
…In his mind.
His heart felt like it was going to explode as he held it in pain.
He thinks he’s begging. He has to be. He can feel his lips moving, but his ears are muted to the sound of his babbling. All he is — all that he can hear — is the voice of God in his ear.
“I could make you a god,” it continues, either unaware or uncaring of his distress as he watched, horrified, as tendrils of prismatic light drifted from its swirling iris. Nebulas gutted themselves before him and bled into his world so that they could curl around him.
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Simon wakes after what should have been the end.
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11 Jul 2026
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As a doctor, Grace is very familiar with biology. There are some fascinating species out there, including his own. Humans have some very interesting habits. Habits that are totally normal, absolutely reasonable and definitely okay to do.
Like masturbation, for instance.
Grace groans, the sound muffled against the fabric of the shirt he has pressed to his nose. On his next inhale, his sinuses are flooded with the scent of sweat and musk and Simon, and… yeah, maybe this wasn’t totally normal.
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Bookmarked by bitterglitter
10 Jul 2026
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Simon takes dating advice from PornHub to seduce Ryland (gone wrong) (gone sexual) by Sugar_Junkie
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
02 Jul 2026
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Simon gets frustrated with Ryland not picking up on his flirting whatsoever. He decides to do some research on Earth's courting traditions to close the communication gap. Thankfully, Stratt packed the Hail Mary with a copy of the entire internet.
Hijinks and shenaningans ensue.
Bookmarked by bitterglitter
03 Jul 2026
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you can come closer (i'll let you hurt me) by s0lanum
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
07 Jul 2026
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Grace is beautiful and brilliant and, inexplicably, always has a smile for him. He's an angel to Simon's dog and Simon will spend the rest of his life groveling at his feet.
He doesn't mind.
[Or: Simon believes he needs to give Grace something in return for everything. Along the way, he falls in love, all while thinking Grace views their arrangement as something purely sexual.]
[Read the first work in this series first! It's essentially chapter 1.]
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- Part 2 of there's a hole that you fill
Bookmarked by bitterglitter
02 Jul 2026
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So Deep And Down We Go by 4_the_tainted_sorrow_21
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Jun 2026
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It's maybe a day into this new thing between them that Ryland gets a question stuck in his head. The type of question that keeps him up at night, wondering and working out logistics. He turns it over and over again in his head until it gets knocked out of his chest by sheer force.
Or; Ryland wants to lick Simon’s ribs. They learn some things about themselves.
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- Part 2 of Collision-verse
Bookmarked by bitterglitter
26 Jun 2026