callmearcturus

Greek statue surrounded by pink neon glow



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    A series of jam fics fleshing out the development of Dirk and Jake's canon relationship.

    Words:
    38,207
    Works:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    66
  2. Summary

    Another way the Baron rose to power. Another way the wizard became a Knight.

    This is what happens when you take your lessons in heroism from Machiavelli and Vetinari.

    Words:
    236,554
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    582
  3. Words:
    43,644
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    33
  4. Words:
    76,770
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    32
  5. Words:
    103,504
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    63

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 52

    Tags
    Summary

    "Yeah. I've been teaching the kid about the Kin traditional medicine, keeping him out of trouble the best I can. Though you'd probably say I'm indoctrinating him with backwater lies or some bullshit like that," Artemy spat.

    Daniil contemplated for a second more. "I think we've been tricked."

    Artemy chuckled, shaking his head in disbelief. "Go on."

    "Sticky is my apprentice, Burakh," Daniil revealed at last. "I have been teaching him pharmacology and medicine—or I've been trying to. Unless he has an evil twin like the Changeling, he's been two-timing us."

    Sticky doesn't get why his mentors Daniil and Artemy are at each other's throats all the time. He takes matters into his own hands.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,570
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    322
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    5,570

    18 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 52

    Tags
    Summary

    Jackson almost fucked it all up before it even really started. For the rest of his life, the memory was like the feeling of a car whizzing past him in the crosswalk, a bullet passing just overhead. Like his life had very nearly stopped, in an instant.

    March was the one who made it weird. But somehow Healy was still the asshole.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,013
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    303
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    1,474

    18 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    You can break my arm, or suck my dick, those are my choices, huh?

    There's some serious siken "you said I could have anything I wanted, but I just couldn't say it out loud" vibes here.

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Words:
    76,946
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    163

    13 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Collections:
    Bookmarker's Notes

    Heartfelt and hilarious. Features the most incredible custom sex toy design I've ever seen.

    ETA: now finished and lemme tell you, this is one of the greats.

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Grace can feel song, question?” Rocky asked, slower than usual. The cooing had lulled him, too.

    I… Maybe? Yeah,” Grace whispered, and Rocky had to focus to understand the slurring.

    “Humans can feel sound, question?”

    Grace huffed a small laugh. “Sometimes, yeah. For example, when the sound is… very low and loud, we can feel it in our chests.

    “Song is neither low nor loud.” That would have an entirely different effect.

    I know. I can still feel it, I think. It’s strange.

    “Good strange, question?”

    Good strange, yeah.

    Grace could feel sound. Grace could feel Rocky’s songs.

    Hmm.

    Rocky discovers nature's laws aren't as inflexible as they'd thought. He puts this to good use.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,506
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    196
    Kudos:
    1,451
    Bookmarks:
    272
    Hits:
    7,756

    07 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Collections:
    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fairly elaborate bonding/mating songs are a staple of eridian culture. Leads to body control and mental connection.

  5. Public Bookmark 58

    Tags
    Summary

    Grace is having a rough day and making no progress with a Taumoeba experiment in the small ship hurtling through space. Rocky takes advantage of their free use agreement to make him relax.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,777
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    765
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    7,521

    15 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Collections: