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It was a brilliant plan, all things considered.
On paper and in the eyes of the public, they were a charming if oddly mismatched couple who somehow found love despite their differences. A fairy tale come to life, sighed the more romantic members of Ba Sing Se society.
So it was almost a shame that Katara's courtship with Prince Zuko was ultimately nothing more than an act - otherwise, they might have been a perfect match, if not the perfect partners in crime.
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Written for Zutara Month 2022 and shamelessly influenced by both Pride and Prejudice and Bridgerton.
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- Part 1 of my reputation’s never been worse
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11 May 2026
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“Nice show, Granger,” came the drawl. “Though your kicks could’ve been just a little higher.”
Without thinking, she stood up. “Oh really?”
She lifted her leg and planted her heel on the wall just beside his shoulder.
“Like this?”
Malfoy’s eyes flew to her thigh, the smirk faltering for half a second. Then his hand came up, fingers encircling her ankle.
He lifted it from the wall and set it higher against his shoulder, drawing her just close enough to feel the heat between them through the thin fabric of her robe.
“I never understood the appeal of fishnets,” he murmured, tracing a light line down her leg with his ring finger; she suppressed a shudder. He chuckled low. “I think I get it now.”
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Recently transferred to the DMLE and wanting to prove her worth, Hermione finds herself volunteering to go undercover at an exclusive cabaret-inspired night club.Hermione Granger, former Golden Girl, in feathers, sequins, and fishnets? Draco had to see this for himself.
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18 Apr 2026
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World In My Eyes by sasstasticmad
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Episode VIII, The Last Jedi, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi - Fandom, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
18 May 2018
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"The bond should be dead," Rey says through gritted teeth. "Just like you.”
"The bond is only this strong because of you," Kylo Ren tells her. "You're the one who touched me. You took my hand and let me hold yours. This is your fault, not mine.
(A post-TLJ force bond fic)
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Bred [Make Me Yours] by Saradika
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Feb 2021
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“Don’t push me.” His voice is lower than you’ve ever heard it, practically a growl.
“Or what?” You taunt, your self-preservation disappearing faster than credits at a sabacc table, “You’ll fuck a baby into me?”
The silence that fills the room is absolutely deafening.
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Or - Mando realizes he has a Breeding Kink
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13 Apr 2026
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Toyotathon: time to snag the best deals on mutual masturbation with 0% APR on dirty talk, banter, and car sex. Featuring a brand new model of Hermione is Genuinely Tweaking and Really Randy.
OR Hermione and Draco break down in the middle of nowhere, and while waiting for a tow, things get heated.
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02 Apr 2026