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Crowley walked over to the record player on the countertop, next to the fridge, and flipped through the box next to it of records, searching for the only record he had added in the week since they moved in, “Queens Best Hits.”
He placed the vinyl on the player and turned to Zira with a slight smirk as Freddy Mercury began to play Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy.
Aziraphale gave Crowley a warm smile which melted his insides like ice cream in the warm summer sun as the demon sauntered over to him, loosely embracing the angel as they swayed softly to the music, Crowley humming along quietly.
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Aziraphale wakes Crowley up at 1 in the morning to bake cookies ♡
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Sword Of A Lie by bowekatan
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
14 Apr 2026
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Even with his stores of near-infinite knowledge, D3rlord3 was not prepared for the sight that awaited him when he answered his front door:
On his doorstep stood a scrappy-looking young man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and a beaming smile. In his hand was D3rlord3’s hastily-written book.
The man, still smiling, tilted his head and asked, “Did you write this?”
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21 Apr 2026
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Spamton took a breath, but he couldn’t get enough air. He took a step back. This was a mistake. He didn’t just spawn into existence, he was missing...something. These people knew him, knew about him, and none of what they knew seemed to be good. He had to recover from this, somehow, convince them that this was fine –
"Spamton, what's my name?" the blue one asked.
Well, shit.
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Everyone tries to figure out what to do with Spamton after he goes through a factory reset.Based on the factory settings au by starridge on tumblr!
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18 Aug 2025
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Jongler has an autistic shutdown. Their partners help.
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- Part 5 of Mii-yike! That’s right! (polymike stuff)
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11 Aug 2025
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“Turn around,” the voice drawled, low. He could feel its breath on his back. Battat couldn’t move.
“You’re hilarious,” it continued, laughing under its breath. It seemed to be closer to his ear, now, as Battat could viscerally feel the rumble of its voice. It almost felt like purring. “You’re more than happy to run yourself ragged, spend endless nights spinning in circles… You’ll even die, but you won’t turn around?”
Pretending to be someone is all fun and games until someone pretends to be you.
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Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.
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18 Jul 2025