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“…You serious?” Healy scoffed, disbelief nestled into the edges of his face. “Come on, March, that’s-“
“An in-depth investigation tactic,” March finished for him, brain too buzzed to think about any potential implications right now, “I work best when I’m in the zone.”
“And you want to get in the zone of someone I’m… Wooing?”
“You make it sound weird.”
Healy started to smile. Because of course he fucking did. “It is weird, March.”
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or: healy, supposedly, has more skill than march in the seduction department. like any seasoned p.i. worth their salt, march investigates this claim. thoroughly.
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02 Jul 2026
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“It’s the seventies, March,” Healy says, rolling his eyes. “Some people are gay. You got a problem with it?”
“Me?” Holland demands. “You think I’m homophobic?”
“I mean, I’ve been trying to get you into bed for weeks, and you haven’t caught on, so I figured you were either homophobic or the most oblivious man alive. Guess it’s that second option after all.”
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02 Jul 2026
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“Hooly." He looked back at March, who now had a snow-made turtle in front of him. "Your word of the day."
"Holly?"
"Hooly, you fucking dumbass. Why would it be Holly?"
"I don't fucking know."
March threw a snowball in his fucking face.
or: Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate. Good thing they’re not buying a house, they’re just getting one rebuilt.
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02 Jul 2026
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Holland tossed his suit jacket in the back of Healy’s car. “Should we go to the hospital or something? Maybe this was like, a secret chemical weapon from-”
“March, if you try to tell me that Hitler made powder that makes you horny I'm going to break your other arm.”
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02 Jul 2026
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“Whoa, wait, back up.” Holland instantly sat up in his seat, grabbing hold of the arm so he could twist round to face Holly. “Klein? As in Janet Klein? Did you fucking punch Janet?!”
“Mr. March!” Principal Harrison admonished, “Language!”
Holland gave him an apologetic wince before he looked back at Holly.
“Holly,” he said, gentler, “Look at me.” He waited until Holly complied with his request. “Honey, did you punch Janet in the face?”
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Janet runs her mouth, and Holly finds that sometimes, a little violence is very helpful, actually.
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02 Jul 2026
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Once his body left panic mode, really only a few seconds, and he was able to shake the last droplets of piss off of his soft cock, he turned fully to inspect where the fingers had appeared from.
There was a hole.
In the stall.
or: healy gets his soul sucked out at a bar that holland swears he doesn’t like
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01 Jul 2026
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March has an affliction for keeping his mouth occupied.
Healy has become plagued by the thought of putting that pout to better use and of shutting him up with something bigger than a cigarette.
Healy decides to go to a club to curb the distraction.
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01 Jul 2026
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Lately, the Nice Guys Detective Agency has been doing well financially.
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- Part 11 of Kinktober 2026 - RGCU Summer edition
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01 Jul 2026
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Five times Healy thinks he might be a little bit in love with March + one time he knows he's head-over-heels.
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01 Jul 2026
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Jack and Holland share a moment by the poolside.
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01 Jul 2026
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Holland’s eyes flick over his face, and a faint pink blush appears on his cheeks. It’s utterly adorable. Jack has never wanted to kiss him so badly.
“Good to see you awake, Mr. March!” booms a jovial voice from the doorway. Holland flinches back, yanking his hand away from Jackson’s.
It’s stupid, but it hurts. He’s stupid. He’s in love.
Five times Jackson Healy wanted to kiss Holland March, and one time he finally does.
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01 Jul 2026
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“Think you can open your eyes for me, sweetheart?” And okay, March maybe whined a little at that. Opening his eyes sounded like too much work; he was happy where he was, thanks, plus he didn't really want to think.
Healy huffed out a laugh like he could tell exactly what went through March’s head. “Open your eyes,” Healy said, his voice firmer but still gentle. A command.
Well, when he put it that way…
March likes when Healy takes control. Healy likes when Healy takes control. It’s a win/win situation.Bookmarked by chococum
01 Jul 2026
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Holland woke with a start.
He gave up the heavy drinking two weeks ago, but he wished he hadn’t.
He sat up in the cold water of his bathtub and coughed up what he’d inhaled. Must’ve fallen into the water.
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Holland March is a hot mess. Fortunately, Healy has oven mitts.
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29 Jun 2026
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Art from 2024-2026. Focused on Skeletor's body, the other dudes are implied.
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29 Jun 2026
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[comic] Catboy Skeletor by cumdumpster666 for lesserprairiechicken
Fandoms: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
07 Sep 2024
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Some drawings of Skeletor as a catboy in heat. Nyah!
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29 Jun 2026
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Grayskull's Fall by YourMomThinksIAmCute
Fandoms: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Masters of the Universe (Movie 2026)
19 Apr 2026
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Skeletor & Evil-Lyn trap He-Man & She-Ra with a lust spell.
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29 Jun 2026
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He never thought he'd be here, on his knees, on the ground before the one man he swore to defeat. But here he is.
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29 Jun 2026
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I’m Selfish, I’m Obscene by QueerHyperionSuit
Fandoms: Masters of the Universe (Movie 2026)
17 Jun 2026
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Adam has come to appreciate one of Skeletor’s more invasive tricks.
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29 Jun 2026
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Clark and Bruce play around with truth serum. The results are fairly predictable.
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27 Jun 2026
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The Truth's Much Sweeter With Your Lips Around It by cavesongs for HorndHooves
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
24 Jan 2026
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“It’s not that,” Bruce muttered.
“Then what are you so afraid of saying? I bet you’re overthinking something like you hate the way I dress. Actually, you’ve told me that already, so it’s probably not that. Wait, Bruce, you’re shaking—”
“I want you to fuck me.”
or: Batman gets injected with truth serum. Superman asks all the right questions.
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27 Jun 2026