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    “In a way, all the people I met are my saviors—I just want to vanish without hurting any of them.”
    — Sanji, ‘ch. 845’

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    After Whole Cake Island, Sanji returns to the crew – happy to be reunited with his real family – but unaware that something very important is missing…

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Sanji wants Zoro's blood, but can't tell him; also Sanji is Zoro's mate, but neither knows—naturally, a miscommunication occurs.

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    When a wolfsbane-addled werewolf wandered into his garden and ate all his watermelons, Sanji had assumed the most annoying part would be tolerating the wolf's horrendous lack of manners—or the annoying persistence at owing him a favor. He was wrong on both counts. As the reclusive vampire quickly discovered, the hardest part was trying to remain calm when the wolf's enticing blood kept putting him at risk of doing something incredibly stupid...

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    26 May 2026

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    “This… this would qualify as a mental breakdown, right?” Triton asked, frowning over his shoulder to where Percy was still fuming in the corner. The lady at the counter curiously glanced over before lifting a questioning brow. “My brother – half-brother, technically, I have much better breeding – decided to run away from home to where our father can’t reach him and now he won’t leave. And now I can’t leave unless he leaves,” Triton continued. Percy opened his mouth to object that wasn’t what happened at all, but the tyrant only waved a hand to silence him. “He’s seen war or whatever, so if you could maybe just drug him then I’ll throw him into a suitcase and we can be out of here by the Summer Solstice!”

    Silence. Finally, the woman cleared her throat and turned to Percy.

    “I’m guessing he’s the one you want checked into the mental hospital?” She asked. Triton gasped as Percy punched the air in victory.

    “Aha!”

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    Getting in trouble works a little differently when your parent is an all-powerful god. Sometimes you have to escape to the land beyond gods and get your immortal brother turned human to drag you back so you can be exploded a million pieces. You know, normal teenage stuff.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    “So,” Ilya says, dragging the word out. He’s swiping at non-existent crumbs on the counter, avoiding his eyes. “You have dinner at parents on Christmas, yes?” 

    “Yeah.” 

    Ilya nods. “I can house-sit while you are away. Make place pretty, if you have decorations. Make it less boring.” 

    Shane’s eyebrows fly up. “What? You don’t want to come with?” 

    Finally, Ilya looks up at him. Hesitantly, he asks, “You want me to come with?” 

    Frowning, Shane says, “I– yeah. Yeah, of course. You think I invited you here just so you could spend Christmas alone?” 

    Looking away, Ilya shrugs. “I am intruder here, Hollander. You have family. I do not. Makes situation… difficult, maybe. You forget the world thinks we are rivals.” 

    “Not difficult,” Shane says immediately. “You want to come, you’re coming.” 

    Or: Ilya's in Montreal alone during the week leading up to the Winter Classic. Shane doesn't let him spend Christmas alone.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Paradisio Grand Resort Welcomes YOU!

     
    Held biannually, the Paradisio Grand Couples Retreat is a seven day intensive stay for couples from all walks of life at any stage of their journey. Relax, recharge, and regroup in the most scenic of locales, and prepare to reap the rewards of your dedication to the process in an abundance of love everlasting.

     

    “Gross."

    Nami rolls her eyes and pushes the brochure back into his chest. “You’re going,” she says curtly.

    Zoro barks a laugh and flips the brochure over, “Yeah okay, I’ll get right on that…”

    “With Sanji.”

    “Fuck off,” Zoro laughs again. When Nami’s expression doesn’t crack, his amused grin fades. “Fuck off.”

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    19 Dec 2025