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You fight a whimper at the sound of his breathless laugh against the shell of your ear. “Tsk, see girl. You’re a poor liar, you’re soaked thru. Cheeky slut, find it funny to rile me up, knock me around before sending me on my way? Forcing me to hear you scream my name, knowing you’re thinking about me as much as I think about you?”
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Making your way to your college lab-partner's newest research location, you're excited at the prospects of a fresh beginning in a new town. The house is quaint, the woods are deep and mysterious, and Stanford Pines is the same goofball you remember him being. Even with the addition of another research partner (a hick, as surprised as you may be), the duo in the cabin make for a great pair of roommates.
Ford's boisterous brother, on the other hand, is someone you think you'd rather keep at arm's length.
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Not for the Weak of Heart by consult_the_potato
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Feb 2021
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Standing in front of the seated man, you’re just barely taller than him, looking down at him expectantly. He looks damn good in this costume, dark fabric clinging to his body as though it were there naturally. Though he isn’t in his bulked-up form, he’s nevertheless an intimidating creature; tall, muscular, and with that look in his eye that could tear you to shreds before building you right back up to do it again. He tilts his chin upward, shifting his spiked spaulders as that dark gaze is narrowed at your face, one large hand held out toward you expectantly.
“Come sit with me while I work, sunshine.”
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Don't Wait Up by consult_the_potato
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
01 Jul 2020
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“Thank you, for the dance. The kisses too, but mainly the dance.” Steve says playfully, voice soft as anything as he smiles up at you. You swear, you haven’t seen that goofy red-stained smile leave his face since you made it that way. “Oh, so I’m a better dancer than a kisser?” You ask, the smile evident in your voice as you cross your arms at him.
“You said it, not me.” He laughs, leaning out of the way of your arm swinging out to playfully hit his shoulder. “No, I...I very much enjoyed both, I promise.” Steve soothes, a softness in his warm gaze that makes your stomach flutter with nerves. “I did, too.” Nodding, you bite into your smile, looking down at your shoes instead of up at him as you consider your options. The blond ahead of you clears his throat, turning slightly, “Well, I guess I should--”
“Would you like to come in?”
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An Evenin' Alone, Finally by consult_the_potato
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
30 Aug 2019
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“What’cha lookin’ at me like that for?” The man ahead of you asks, his face rosey and his brow quirked. His hair is mussed from the few times he’s run his fingers through it between drinks, and something about the way the light hits him frames him just right.
You shrug nonchalantly as you rest your cheek against your palm, definitely smushing your cheek and not helping your own disheveled disposition as you smile at him.Arthur chuckles,reaching over to push some hair behind your ear (and you blame only the alcohol for the flip your stomach gives when he leans closer). “Oh sure; talk my ear off half the ride here, an’ go quiet after a li’l liquor gets in you?” He teases, scooting just close enough for his leg to brush against yours.
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“Me and Dale have been good friends ever since we shared an apartment during college. That included us making love to each other, but it also included us getting to know each other on a deeper level. With us sharing the same anatomy which comes with shared battles and hardships in this society, I have gotten to see the darkest depths of Dale’s mind and emotions. That is a privilege for me, but also filled me with a sense of duty.” He took a deep breath, manhandling Dale in his lap, so he was laying across it with his chest pressed into the bed, his hips resting right on top of Albert’s legs. He shyly glanced in Harry’s direction, seeing that the man’s face was slowly lighting up with realization.
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Dale wakes up in a bad mood, struggling with being overstimulated throughout the entire day. Luckily, Albert knows how to calm his friend down and is more than ready to teach Harry how to do so properly. OR Dale gets his ass and pussy spanked as an antidote to feeling overstimulated
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24 May 2026
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It’s Albert and Dale’s first T-shot day with them and Harry living together. Needless to say, things escalate fast.
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24 May 2026
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“How long have you been doing this little experiment of yours?” He asked. Cooper’s eyes stared across the room, trained on the clock hanging on the wall.
“Six hours now.”
“Must be a lot for you,” Harry’s voice went all breathy in the way that had Cooper shutting his eyes for a second.
“Is my involvement okay?” Harry asked, leaning over and reaching to trace Cooper’s belly through his shirt. Cooper opened his mouth to speak, then his teeth clicked together as his jaw went tight. He took a deep breath, made a second attempt.
“At this point, I find it to be absolutely necessary.”
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22 May 2026
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If Dale Cooper comes scratching at your hotel room past midnight, there's a short list of things he's after. Since Denise Bryson is not currently in the habit of committing federal crimes, she wagers she knows which one it is this time.
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17 May 2026
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“It’ll be fine,” Dale says, even though he’s not really sure of that. It’s another thing he tries not to make a habit of — saying things he doesn’t mean. But he just wants Harry to stop looking at him like that.
“I don’t know, Coop,” Harry says, voice a million times softer, goose-down all of a sudden. It knocks Dale upside the head, parts his lips on nought but silence, and Harry adds, “Just doesn’t feel right. But I got you, you know that.”
Dale does know. Jesus Christ, he knows; knows and wishes he didn’t because it makes stars burst in the empty space above and between his eyebrows, and the glitter dust debris falls down over all his organs and turns his insides into some sort of terrible bleeding disco.
“Thanks, Harry,” Dale whispers back.
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17 May 2026