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Armageddon by courfius
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Paris - English & Mackay, Homer’s Epic Cycle, The Iliad - Homer
12 Aug 2025
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“We should hunt,” Odysseus suggests, and it’s a very good suggestion, “for food.”
“Hunt what?”
“…Pigs. What else is there?”
Achilles rolls his eyes. “Why would we hunt pigs if we’ve just made one our leader?” He grins as Patroclus snickers beside him. There’s not one other soul present who finds it funny.
alternatively : the trojan war if they were a bunch of idiots stranded on an island who start war with each other
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Jack squints, like he’s deciphering a children’s puzzle designed for psychological torture, and Ralph smiles at him sweetly.
“You’re hiding something,” Jack says. “You’re terrible at it.”
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- Part 9 of the quest to make rdog i love you a tag on ao3
- Part 1 of his mocking smile says it all
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“What’s she on about?” Jack mutters, and for a moment Ralph isn’t sure he’s being talked to until those scary as fuck blue eyes lock onto him. “Or are you deaf as well as stupid?”
Ralph has to fight not to scowl. He is seeing what Piggy didn’t like about this guy, but he’s got decency. “We’ve got babies.”
Jack doesn’t blink. “What?”
alternatively : ralph and this rando jack become parents for a class project. it goes about as well as you’d expect
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So it’s at a point where Ralph remembers Simon’s voice more than he remembers Jack’s face; constantly covered in paint, now, sometimes Ralph wonders if his skin will one day wash away with it.
“You know, Ralph,” Simon is saying, head resting against Ralph’s lap, weightless, “I wish you’d forget me.”
“I wouldn’t.”
“I know,” Simon blinks up at him, fond, “it would be better if you did.”
alternatively : grief is weird
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the quest to make rdog i love you a tag on ao3 by courfius
Fandom Lord of the Flies - William Golding
23 Jul 2025
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what the title says
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but there is something you must not reproach me for by courfius
Fandom Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Homer’s Epic Cycle, Paris - English & Mackay, The Iliad - Homer
12 Aug 2025
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my own little epic cycle
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Ralph grows increasingly fanatic about hunting pigs, and Jack falls victim to reverse psychology.
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all the beautiful things by Vampiric_Fangirl
Fandoms: Lord of the Flies - William Golding
30 Jun 2026
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Ralph raised his head to glare, eyes narrowed, at Jack. “I’m not crazy.”
Jack narrowed his eyes right back. “You’re a fish, then.”
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Spending time by the pool.
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01 Jul 2026
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Keith wakes up on a battlefield with no recollection of how he got there, but his team needs him to get to the Red Lion and form Voltron, or they’re all going to die.
Bookmarked by courfius
13 Dec 2025
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Irreconcilable Sartorial Differences by Elenchus for pligeons
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
27 Oct 2014
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Marius Pontmercy purchases a new hat. Courfeyrac finds he cannot approve the decision. Haberdashery disaster ensues.
Guest-starring all of Courfeyrac's extremely unhelpful friends.
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28 Aug 2025
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Davey wants a nickname other than the Walking Mouth; Jack gives too much away with his suggestion.
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22 Feb 2025
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Another summer, another Grange Hill school trip. Can Michael Doyle survive just one day in the countryside without embarrassment?