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    "The very first thing Shikamaru noticed when he opened his eyes was “pink”
    There was so much pink and Shikamaru hadn’t thought that people COULD come in the color pink but obviously he was wrong because the very cute/round/small
    girl in front of him was definitely pink."

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    Where Sakura is a little different and Shikamaru is a little more caring and both of them meet and become best friends in their first year of the academy.

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    24 Jan 2025

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    Shikamaru finds himself worried over his inability to form a crush on anyone. As his best friends, Ino and Choji take it upon themselves to create a love strategy for him. After multiple unsuccessful attempts to get him to be interested in anyone, Shikamaru thinks the strategy is a failure. The fact that Sakura sticks around after is not related.

    After all, it would be too troublesome to have a crush on Ino's closest friend, right?

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    24 Jan 2025

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    As a highly educated roboticist, your interest in the captured Cybertronian was purely scientific (or so you told yourself). When angry Decepticons attack the building to kill Starscream, you’re left with only one option: stick close to the unfortunately sexy, sneering robot and hope for the best.

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    17 Nov 2024

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    Eight months had passed since you first got the call to tow a broken down ‘Camaro’ off a rarely driven backroad, to the junkyard-slash-mechanic’s-shop you’re employed by. Eight months since you’d given the gorgeous machine a look-over only to discover that the vehicle was anything but just a car. And it definitely wasn’t any kind of Camaro. Cameros didn’t have the kind of secrets you found, sleeping hidden in its undercarriage.

    You hadn’t said a word to anyone, just quietly fixed up what you could to the best of your abilities. When the strange vehicle vanished the next day, you played dumb-- surely some hotrod idiot must have stolen it.

    A report was filed by your boss; no one came forward about it, and the car was never found.

    At least, not by the police.

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    This fic, as all my stories do, will WANDER. There is a plotline, there is fluff, there is (eventual) smut. The premise of this story was me goofing off and wanting to write something relaxing, and that turned into oops another full novel story document wherein the Reader gets to go through daily life with alien besties. It was meant to be Soundwave-centric... and then Knockout happened. Now we all get to enjoy BOTH.

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    05 Nov 2024

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    You have been given the opportunity of a lifetime.
    Pioneering this team of scientists, you were given Project Arkeville, and you were responsible for unlocking the wonders of this alien material.
    Not only that, but you were able to fix your biggest regret. You were finally going to put things right. You were going to take back control of your life.
    Nothing will go wrong, not with you at the helm. You accounted for every mistake, planned out every solution, assessed every detail. There is no way things can go wrong, not when you are so close, not when so much is riding on this.
    But...if things do go wrong...
    Can you rely on these new and strange friends you've made?
    More importantly, can they rely on you?

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    04 Nov 2024