cryptophasiac
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- Fall Out Boy (Band) (24)
- My Chemical Romance (Band) (7)
- The Used (US Band) (3)
- Bandom (3)
- The Academy Is... (2)
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Dan had seen the tattoo a million times before, presented to him through pornhub or onlyfans or submissive boys dot com. It still felt important to see it really there, really in front of him. Jepha's skin was warm under his hands. Dan spread his fingers out and pressed his palm lightly above Jepha's adam's apple. He felt the hitch in his breath against his hand.
Dan is an average Utah mechanic, and Jepha is the porn star he watches religiously. The porn star who's suddenly hitting on him at his regular dive bar.
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Gerard Way’s alter ego has just been promoted to lead his superhero team. As Gerard tries to balance his newfound heights of fame with his recovery from addiction, his brother becomes increasingly involved as a double agent in a grassroots organization that aims to take down superheroes. Things get messier when Gerard starts to fall for the team leader, Frank Iero, who has no idea that the person he loves is the person he’s sworn to destroy.
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love, love, love won't stop this bomb, bomb, bomb by cryptophasiac
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
11 Aug 2025
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Gerard remembers when the doctors told him. He'd thought he was just sick, but he remembers the surprise, the giddiness, the incandescent barely-credible joy that rose in him at the news that he was going to have a baby. He cradles the memories in his mind like the doll in his arms. It isn't his baby, no matter what the dictator says. But the only baby he has now is the doll, so, with nothing else to hold, he holds it.
The omega leader of the Black Parade wasn't supposed to get pregnant. But when his tangles with the dictator result in a child, he must lean on his band to create a family, and to know what is and isn't real in the coming months.
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Pete closed his eyes. It washed over him like a summer rain, and he wasn't afraid anymore. What was there to be afraid of when his worst fears had been realized and they'd left him grinding on the mattress?
In a motel room somewhere in the midwestern USA, Pete confronts his fears of sucking dick head on. Pun intended.
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The Flesh of Creation by cryptophasiac for saints_for_girls
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
31 Jul 2025
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As the summer ends, Ray gets closer to the truth.
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Extra works that take place in the universe of my big old omegaverse series A/B/XO
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The story of Fall Out Boy. With a couple of omegaverse adjustments.
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I wrote a couple fics in which Frank and Gerard experiment in bed (or in a forest or a bathtub) and put them in the same universe
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Diverging in 2012 when Pete and Patrick admit their feelings for one another, this mostly-unrelated series of porny one shots chronicles the couple trying new things together in the bedroom.
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Reparenting Your Younger Selves: A Guide For Vampires by Flyting
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
05 Jul 2026
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Daniel gives himself a moment to digest everything.
Two extra copies of Armand. One wearing tights and screaming in Italian – or whatever dialect they spoke in sixteenth-century Venice – and one that looked like he just crawled out of a French sewer.
“So this is what you were trying to hide from me? You, what -- accidentally Boys From Brazil’d yourself?”
Armand turns to look at him. He’s got that cute little frown line between his eyebrows, the one he gets when he’s so distracted trying to figure something out that he forgets to care about how his face looks.
“You are not taking this the way I anticipated.”
Or: Daniel and Armand... and Arun, and Amadeo, and Armand (Gremlin).
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07 Jul 2026
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When sex with Daniel triggers Armand’s trauma and causes him to age regress, Daniel commits himself to embracing the parts of Armand that he is too afraid to let others see
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13 Aug 2024
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Ego Death by empathycleric
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
30 Nov 2024
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The vampire Armand is forced to go to therapy, unpacking his trauma and coming to terms with his identity and history. It’s dark, it’s horrific, it’s emotional, but he’s trying.
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- Part 1 of Therapy with the Vampire
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11 Aug 2024
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17 Black by Parttimesiska, Pretendthisisfiction (Parttimesiska)
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
04 Dec 2022
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He shook his head though, inevitably. “I trust you too much.” He said. “I’m not afraid of you.”
“And you have to be afraid of them?” Frank asked.
“It has to feel real.” Gerard said with certainty. It was just like everything else he did. Even the shows, when Gerard was covered in fake blood and spouting demented nonsense at the crowd. It was somehow all still real, still authentic.
Bookmarked by cryptophasiac
20 Sep 2023
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Patrick is trans, stealth, and happy about it.
Unfortunately, being a trans guy in 2006 is not an experience that is usually improved by an unplanned pregnancy by a man who wants nothing more to do with you, especially when you just so happen to be half-way famous already.
Bookmarked by cryptophasiac
03 Aug 2016