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Andy Sachs, a two time Olympian and Professional Soccer Player joins a celebrity dating app after a year of being single. Between her career and newfound fame she hadn't found the time for a relationship. With hopes of finding love she joins a celebrity only dating app matching with the silver haired, stunning beauty that is Miranda Priestly.
Miranda the infamous and mercurial Editor in Chief of Runway had all but given up on romance after two divorces and a slew of terrible dates. Between a thriving career and 9 year old twin daughters she had put her own search for love on an indefinite hiatus. After matching on a dating app with a beautiful woman 23 years her junior she begins to question if she should give romance one last shot.
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13 Mar 2026
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You and Henry agree he’s too old to need a babysitter anymore, but his mother—Regina Mills—refuses to let you go. It’s “for Henry,” she says. But the way she watches you says something else entirely.
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24 Feb 2026
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(Set during Paris Fashion Week, the night Miranda gets served her divorce papers. Miranda is 46 and Andy is 28.)
After coming to the realization she's deeply in love with her boss, Andy attempts to distract herself on her date with Christian Thompson. He deliberately manipulates her and Andy flees, but not before getting intercepted in her hotel. How on Earth is she supposed to deal with all of her feelings at once?- Language:
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09 Feb 2026
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Andy nearly walked away in Paris, but Miranda didn't let her go. Instead, they begin anew and from there, who knows where they'll end up.
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25 Jan 2026
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Astronomy was something you could always rely on. The night sky never failed to show up at the end of every hellish day, almost like an old friend. But now you'd found something more beautiful than the stars. Her name was Larissa Weems, and you'd spend your whole life loving her, if she'd let you.
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Larissa hires you as the new Astronomy professor at Nevermore, but danger is never far from those ivy-covered walls.
(Fem!reader, no use of Y/N. Slow-ish burn, mostly angst and pining with eventual fluff and smut.)
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22 Jan 2026