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  1. Rec 20

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    The building was a very well oiled machine. They had their shifts, their paths crossed but never had problems with each other. Everyone had their own routine.
    That’s how Josh knew something had changed. Because at eleven on a Thursday Mark should be holed up in his office, not out talking to a blonde woman Josh had never seen before.

    or : the ballet classes have to move in Josh's building and he's not sure how to deal with it -- especially when the ballet teacher is a dick.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Between Grace's scant first aid and the nanny bot they managed to get the man mostly stable, tucked into Grace's bed and completely dead to the world for the past few days.

    It's the same man currently trying to kill him.
     

    or, the Eridians find a man covered in blood and Grace hasn't been able to care for something in far too long.

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    10 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    fuck man

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    “You need help, dude,” a voice from beside Josh said. Even though there wasn’t a person there a second ago. Josh turned to the source of the voice, ready to tell them to go bother someone else, but his eyes widened at the sight in front of him instead. The man there, wearing an oversized blue coat, had a halo. Which could’ve only meant one thing.

    “I’m Tyler,” the angel said. A cloud of smoke came with his voice. “I’m here to save your life.”

    Josh's life sucks to the point where he wants to die. Then, Josh gets assigned a guardian angel named Tyler. Then, Josh's life sucks and he wants to die even more. Tyler is kind of rude, he chainsmokes, he listens to Eminem, and he makes Josh drink orange juice. Over the course of a week though, they become closer... like, really close. Like, 'I'm going to spit in your mouth' close. The only question remaining, then, becomes: What the hell is Josh going to do when Tyler leaves?

    (OR: tyler is josh's guardian angel... for some fucking reason? he kind of sucks at his job. he's really hot. he is the SRK to josh's kajol. justin bieber and jaden smith's 'never say never' is included in some serious emotional moments.)

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    03 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    "Seeing Tyler meant having to keep the largest secret he had ever kept from him.

    Well, the second largest."

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    In which Josh dances at the Pink Pony Club, and Tyler doesn’t know why it makes him so angry… until he does.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Josh Dun is the Asset Protection Team Leader at Target. Tyler Joseph is a Target regular that everyone in the store adores. Everyone but Josh.

    He was calm, firm, and dedicated to his job.

    Josh was never an angry person. He was probably the most positive person he knew. But Tyler Joseph drove him crazy. Everyone believed this facade he put out and it drove Josh to the brink of insanity.

    Tyler made people steal for him to turn a profit. Josh was so fucking sure of it that he would put his useless life on the line to prove he was right.

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    18 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA