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Detention with Draco Malfoy shouldn't be this complicated, should it? || Seventh Year AU
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17 Jun 2026
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of flavoured names and coloured sounds by Pink Panda (Ejacyeolation)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Apr 2020
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"He doesn’t question it at first, the fact that sounds have colours and words have flavours. He grows up with it, grows up seeing powerful ruptures of colour when his mother plays the piano and softer, translucent bursts when the people around him speak. His father’s voice fills his vision with sombre oranges and lilacs while his mother’s is a pleasant mix of delicate greens, blues, and greys. The word father tastes like wet wood and the word mother tastes like the pumpkin juice the house-elves frequently serve him."
In which Draco just wants to know what colour Hermione's moans would be. He also wants to know if her skin would taste as sweet as her surname or maybe as intoxicating as her given name.
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25 Apr 2026
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"You look beautiful," he said, moving to sit on the edge of the table, his thick muscular arms crossed over his chest. His eyes briefly flicked to her lips.
Hermione looked up in surprise, just in time for him to avert his gaze.
She didn’t need to look in a mirror to know that she was blushing, a dark, rosy hue.
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A dramione Valentine’s Day one-shot.Bookmarked by cynicalpluto13
12 Apr 2026
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When Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for a mandatory Eighth Year, she is grateful for the pause — a chance to recover from the war and the nightmares that still plague her. Determined to find happiness and enjoy her final year, Hermione expects healing to be quiet. But of course it isn’t. This is Hogwarts. A small group of Slytherins approach her in confidence, asking her to help Draco Malfoy before it’s too late. Hermione is forced to make a choice — one that pulls her back into old tensions, dangerous secrets, and the unsettling realization that some of the most brutal battles are fought inside one’s mind.
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28 Mar 2026
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Harry Potter is dead. Lord Voldemort reigns. Forced to return to Hogwarts under threat of torture and execution, Hermione is sentenced to participate in a manipulated Triwizard Tournament. While navigating obscene tasks that are designed to break her, Hermione discovers that her only protection comes from a young Death Eater; watching, yearning and refusing to let her die.
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27 Feb 2026
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29 Nov 2025
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Falmouth, But There Are No Falcons by grangerette
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
07 Dec 2025
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She’s a highly-esteemed woman in Muggle High Society studying politics. He’s a pureblood heir pretending to tolerate Muggle academia.
Who knew that the University of Oxford could be an inanimate matchmaker?
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25 Nov 2025
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The Wedding Date by emeraldnicole
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
21 Jul 2025
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It was supposed to be simple. Elegant. Controlled.
Then came the stolen glances, the lingering touches, and a waltz that ruined everything.
Now the whole world is watching — and neither of them remembers how to pretend.Bookmarked by cynicalpluto13
23 Aug 2025
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Tea and other terribly kept secrets by Punctuation_Princess
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2025
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After the war, Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for an optional Eighth Year, seeking closure and normalcy. To her surprise, she finds a quiet, unexpected companionship in Draco Malfoy—now softer, more introspective, and no longer the boy she once knew. Their connection begins with a simple weekly ritual: Draco silently bringing her tea every Thursday evening in the common room.
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22 Aug 2025
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What starts as an innocent game of truth or dare quickly escalates when one of the Eighth Years casts a modified compulsion charm. When Hermione is dared to kiss Draco, unspoken tension, awkward avoidance, and unexpected emotions arise, forcing them to confront their feelings.
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Hermione is dared to kiss Draco and they both spiral.
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21 Aug 2025
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Every terrible moment in his life, Draco thought about how one of the most powerful potions in existence curled up and around others like opalescent smoke, pulsing bright and thick like ichor, beckoning and enticing everyone…but.
Him.
Nothing.
Draco deserved this.
or, for some reason Amortentia has no scent for Draco. It's something he considers a terrible flaw and believes it's proof he lacks the capacity to feel romantic love.
But everything is fine. (narrator: everything was not fine.)
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16 Aug 2025
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21 Jul 2025
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They stare at each other across the table.
Eons appear as seconds.
Minutes pose an eternity.
They used to have more to say, but tonight the words are as empty as the space between them.
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29 Jun 2025
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"It ends with infidelity," he said carefully. "If one of us were to have sexual relations with another, then the contract is broken."
Draco's future has been written in ink and magic since he was a child, but now that he faces it, a marital contract, he knows that there's only one way out... but the consequences of breaking such a contract are... permanent.
Hermione rather likes the sound of them.
Written for Deflower Draco Fest 2021
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12 Jun 2025
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In the middle of a war, Hermione is stuck in the middle of nowhere.
With Draco Malfoy.
Without her friends, her magic, or her books, she has only her wits to rely on to survive her plight- to say nothing of her company. They've declared a truce, but somehow Draco keeps slipping past all her defences.Stranded together in the wilderness, Hermione and Draco are in for cold nights, endless snark, bad wine, and some interesting scars.
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06 Jun 2025
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Hermione and Ginny are walking the Hogwarts Fall Festival, enjoying plenty of Butterbeer. When Hermione comes across the Slytherin teams ice dunk booth, can she pass up proving herself?
What you can expect:
Chaos ofc
fall vibes
SMUT
Draco talking a lot iykykBookmarked by cynicalpluto13
03 Jun 2025
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To All the Wizards I’ve Loved Before by takenbytheview
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Mar 2024
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“What if—” Malfoy begins, twisting his signet ring with the forefinger and thumb of his other hand. “What if you didn’t tell him?”
“What?”
“What if we let people think we were actually together? Just for a little while. Not just the Weasel. Everybody.”
A Dramione Eighth Year adaptation of Jenny Han’s To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before.
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01 Jun 2025
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A prank looms on the horizon, one that will destroy Draco's already shredded reputation.
The jokes already exist about him lowering his wand, and about whether or not he'll ever be able to get it up again.
And if the entire school were to just so happen to find out he was still a virgin? Yeah. You see the problem.But he soon finds out that he's not the only one.
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30 May 2025
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Hermione returns to Hogwarts for eighth year to carry out her Head Girl duties, finish her education, and perhaps do some semblance of healing after the War, all while carrying a secret that only Draco Malfoy knows.
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Or, Hermione is pregnant and keeping it, Draco is the father and stressed, and everyone else hasn’t a clue.
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28 May 2025
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Returning to Hogwarts for her eighth year, Hermione decides it's time she get over the mild fascination she's had with Draco Malfoy for years.
It proves harder than she thought it'd be, especially when everybody seems to want Draco Malfoy now, and the Slytherins are acting stranger than usual, and Malfoy's playing Muggle football of all things.
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28 May 2025