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  1. Rec 13

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    Fucking jocks.

    They’ve always been a pain in the ass but at least it’s not the same anymore as it was back in high school. Because now that he’s finally made it to college, Eddie has found a better way to deal with them than getting into useless fights he won’t win 90% of the times.

    Now, he is taking it literal – fucking jocks.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    holy SHIT this was incredible

  2. Rec 10

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    “Hey, uh…” Eddie pulls his mouth off Steve’s cock with an awkward wet plop—wipes the sweat from under his bangs; tosses his braid back over his shoulder. “Can we switch?”

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    written for @switcheddieweek 2026 on tumblr, Saturday prompt: 'museum' + 'display'

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    27 Jun 2026

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  3. Rec 13

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    Eddie took a deep breath. "I thought you were done with the touching," he admitted, feeling like he needed to find some clarity.

    Steve didn't offer much with words, opting to cover Eddie's hand with his own, interlacing their fingers and pulling them up to his chest, running Eddie's palm over his chest hair.

    Eddie swore he could feel the steady, slow rhythm of Steve's heart as he said, "I don't think I'll ever be done."

     

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    All the times Steve and Eddie crossed the boundaries of friendship, and the one time they actually admitted it.

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    24 Jun 2026

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  4. Rec 9

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    A birthday present turns into so much more when Steve’s daughter wants to get her ears pierced. Of course Chrissy has a friend in the biz, but little does Steve know how far he’ll fall for the fae creature he meets.

    First piercings, first tattoos, first…everything for the Harringtons. Chrissy finally gets to dust off her matchmaking gloves.

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    24 Jun 2026

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  5. Rec 15

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    After making a haphazard wish at a fortune telling machine, Eddie and Steve wake up with some…new equipment. Eddie seizes the opportunity to shoot the one and only shot he’s got with his very straight best friend. Because the only way Steve Harrington, former Casanova of Hawkins High, would ever look his way is now that he’s literally a girl…right?

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    24 Jun 2026

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