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    He’s sitting on a beach he hates, trading shitty jokes with a centuries-old monster whose body count would put Ed Gein to shame and who is almost certainly also plotting to turn him into a flesh lampshade.

    “Don’t be dramatic,” Armand says, picking up on that thread, “I do wish you’d stop returning to that.”

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    29 Oct 2025

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    ISO: Carer to look after my father for 8 weeks this summer.
    Dad is 71, early stage Parkinson’s disease, broke his hip 6 weeks ago. No signs of cognitive decline; mostly needs help with household tasks (cooking, light cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping), getting dressed, showering, changing cat litter/general cat care, getting to and from appointments.
    Please know what you are getting into; Dad is physically more or less in good health but awful at accepting his limitations, unnecessarily mean, generally uncooperative, and largely nocturnal. Imagine yourself caring for a feral raccoon that is convinced it’s going to write another book, then subtract everything that is cute about raccoons.
    $20/hour, roughly 4 hours a day. Must be able to pass a background check and lift 50 lbs. Patience of a saint not required but preferred.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    The interview is done, Louis is gone, and Daniel can finally get the fuck out of Dubai and go home to his significantly less comfortable couch. But there's something lingering in that penthouse. Memories that don't make sense. And try as he might, Daniel can't resist the pull, and the answers Armand might finally give him.

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    What really happened between Daniel and Armand in that penthouse after Louis left? And what in the goddamn hell went down in San Francisco?

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    29 Oct 2025

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    It's 1973 and Daniel Molloy is in Paris on the hunt for a story. He stumbles across the Théâtre Des Vampires where he meets the owner and director, Armand. There's something off about this place, especially when it comes to Armand, and Daniel is determined to figure out what it is. But as he finds himself steadily falling for Armand he also finds it hard to ignore a truth quite literally written in a neon sign above the door, that this really is a theatre full of vampires.

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    28 Oct 2025

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    After years of chilly separation, Claudia finds Lestat de Lioncourt, now the resident pianist at the New York Philharmonic, and asks for his help in ending Louis' fraught new relationship.

    A reinterpretation of the first two seasons of iwtv in a modern setting.

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    22 Oct 2025