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Theo plops himself onto the closed toilet seat, drowning in his Spider-Man robe while Eddie blow-dries his hair. He leans his face into Eddie’s stomach, humming to himself and fiddling with one of his bath toys that he’d rescued before being plucked from the water. The tub slowly drains, the bathroom is humid and nice-smelling, and there’s the weight of a toddler against him. Eddie isn’t just falling asleep, he can feel the stress of the day melting away.
He sighs. Theo tips his chin to look at him and sighs back, flaring his nostrils like they’re two tigers communicating in chuffs.
“I’m happy that you’re here, Eddie.”
“Yeah,” Eddie says. He aims the blow dryer down the back of Theo’s robe, making him giggle. “Me too, kiddo.”
or, Buck needs some help putting Theo to bed. Eddie has his back.
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“Everyone’s a little fluid, Eddie,” Zane says, and gone is that warm smile, those kind brown eyes. He looks hungry. He looks mad. He scoffs. “I mean, come on.”
Eddie shakes his head. “Sorry, I, uh— I think I should go.”
In his periphery, Jade’s stockinged foot tamps. “So soon?”
Eddie looks at her, then at Zane. She looks disappointed, but Zane—
Is holding a switchblade.
or, Eddie goes home with Zane. It doesn't end well.
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- Part 3 of specs and codas
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Buck leans over and kisses her. “I want to be there for you. Through all the Braxton Hicks, okay? All the false alarms, and—and the real thing. You’ll have nothing to be scared of.”
Another Braxton Hicks grabs ahold of Eddie's belly, like just saying the words triggered it, and she winces. Buck holds her through it. It doesn’t last as long as the first one.
“I hope there’s not a lot of false alarms,” she says, huffing a laugh.
Buck kisses her warm cheek. “Either way, I’ve got your back.”
or, Five times Eddie thinks she's going into labor, and the one time she actually does.
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"Why did you bid on yourself?" Buck says slowly, his mouth feeling like it belongs to someone else. His heart is playing traitorous tricks in his chest.
Eddie gets up on his elbow, leaning slightly over Buck with his huge earnest eyes. A lock of dank black hair falls over his forehead.
"There's a reason I haven't looked at a woman in a year, Buck."
or, Buck and Eddie are relieved the other didn't get a date at the auction.
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- Part 4 of specs and codas
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the punchline to the joke is asking "someone save us!" by drunkonyou
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
22 Feb 2026
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Christopher can’t do this. His hand is broken, his legs are going all shaky the way they do before they give out, and he’s barely in high school! He’s fifteen! He can’t even drive yet, probably won’t ever be able to, and he’s had to see his dad and Buck on the brink of death so many times since he was a kid that he’s starting to really get sick of it.
Christopher can’t do this. He can’t deliver a baby. Doesn’t it make any difference that he’s just fifteen?
or, A dead mall, a hostage situation, and a baby. This is not how Christopher planned on spending his last day of summer vacation.
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The romantic escapades of single dad Frank and elementary school teacher Gerard, told one holiday at a time.
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Post-The Ghost of You. You win some, you lose some. That’s just how war goes.
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“I have a rainbow one! And a blue and green one! And a pink, purple, and blue one! And a blue and pink one! And this one is pink and orange! And - -”
“That’s a lot of flags, Spider-Man,” Eddie chuckles.
“Yep! I got them all. I have so many. Buck only has one. Which one do you have?”
“I don’t have a flag,” Eddie says. "I'm not sure which one belongs to me right now."
Or, Theo collects all the flags at Pride. Eddie tries to find one that fits.
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23 Jun 2026
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Buck was standing where Eddie had left him. The other man was already talking, something low and instructive, and Buck was listening with an expression that was pleasant and gave nothing away. A whole face full of nothing.
But before the door swung shut, Buck glanced over.
One look. The kind you gave when you weren't supposed to and gave anyway. Eddie held it for exactly as long as he could, which was not long at all.
The door closed. The carpet changed back.
"Buck was nice," Chris said.
"He was," Eddie said.
They walked back toward the Third Class sections without further discussion.
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A Buddie Titanic AU
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24 May 2026
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Eddie thinks he’ll really like that. It’ll feel good, to lean back in the seat and feel the sun on his face unshielded by the headrests blocking the view in front of him. It’ll just be him, and the road, and—
And there will be someone with him. He’s sure that there will be someone right there next to him. Someone who doesn’t fuss. Someone who isn’t worried. Someone who likes the same music as he does and doesn’t care where the car goes at all. Eddie doesn’t know who it will be yet, because he’s still little. But it’ll be someone who likes him a lot.eight-year-old eddie diaz fantasizes about the freedom of the open road; the fantasy follows him all the way to 2025. or: an eddie character study
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19 May 2026
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Theo needs to make Chris and Eddie stay forever. Just like Ms. Kline said getting married means you get to be together forever and live together. His Buck and his Eddie just need to get married. Simple. What did his teacher say was the name of the person who let's people get married?
He thinks hard for a moment. Think Theo. Justice something. Justice of the Peas! He needs to be a Justice of the Peas.
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Theo learns about the concept of marriage and can think of two perfect candidatesBookmarked by drunkonyou
13 May 2026
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post-episode 915
christopher finds a way to help.
Bookmarked by drunkonyou
30 Apr 2026