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  1. Public Bookmark 69

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    Hermione Granger is forty-one weeks pregnant, massive, and murderous. If this baby doesn’t shift soon, she’ll shag it out herself.

    "You want me to have sex with you. While you are forty-one weeks pregnant. With my son. Who is - currently - in there."

    "Yes."

    "And you want me to - to - " He swallowed. His Adam's apple bobbed. "To put my - inside you - while our child is - "

    "Yes."

    "Right there."

    "Yes, Draco, that's how pregnancy works, the baby is inside me, I don't know if you've noticed - "

    "But what if I - " He made a gesture. A vague, frantic, deeply unhelpful gesture. "What if I poke him?"

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
    The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.

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    She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
    Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
    “—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
    “—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”

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    25 May 2026

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    Great fake it till you make it

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    “It’s annoying really,” Ginny says through her smile. “He’s so good with the kids.”

    “Who would’ve thought?” Hermione muses, watching Draco’s pert arse as he models high knees. Some of the children try to copy him, losing their balance and falling down.

    It really is annoying, Hermione thinks as she bites her lip, watching the fabric pinch under one cheek. Her head tilts, appraising and imagining what his thighs look like underneath.

    Or: how Hermione Granger loses her Saturdays.

     

    *Dramione Subreddit 2024 Top One-shot*
    Art drawn by teetorini!

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    02 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    Hermione Granger takes one look at Professor Draco Malfoy's lecture and starts pulling at the loose threads. At some point, their classroom debates escalate and neither of them remembers what they were arguing about in the first place.

    OR: in which Hermione walks Draco like a dog.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “Malfoy,” she whispered. He didn’t respond, mouthing the words as he read over her shoulder. She tilted her chin back, and their eyes met. “What do you know of the Mirror of Erised?”

    Or: A threesome by technicality.

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    30 Jun 2026