e_xalis
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (2)
- Dream SMP (2)
- Top Gun (Movies) (1)
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For the record, Ice didn't want to do this.
But Mav's bike broke down, and now Ice has to go pick him up, and preferably get back as soon as possible.
It can't go that wrong, can it? -
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in the process of rewriting this! I won't take the original down until I have it done<
the story will be changing a bit but the main parts will be the same
for now, enjoy the Red Banquet from Eret's POV with a special little twist :)ON INDEFINITE HIATUS - I may eventually come back to this, but for now we'll just leave it here
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A pillar of stone reminds Tubbo of the time before his presidency.
Recent bookmarks
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Maintenance Check by Maniacal_Goose
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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Simon’s prosthetic arm is acting up and Ryland knows the basic steps to resetting it. The one thing he doesn’t account for is when the system gets scrambled and makes for an… interesting discovery.
AKA: Simon’s nerve functions are acting up and Ryland takes full advantage of it.
Series
- Part 3 of Patron Saints Of One Way Ships
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I am a machine that turns caffeine into numbers by althealunaisana
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
15 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace is so close to finally cracking these numbers, he can feel it.
Maybe he should’ve slept a bit longer last night. Or, at all.
Ryland Grace overworks himself trying to prove a point while preparations for the Hail Mary mission are running at high speed. What kind of consequences is that going to have for him, the project, or his coworkers turned friends?
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buy one get one free by rockandrollinator
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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“Nope–no you have to keep the pressure on that, Colt–” Jody grabbed his hand, guided it back upward, glancing over his shoulder to see what he was looking at.
There wasn’t anything of note behind him, just the pavement and a laughing couple stumbling their way around the corner.
Was he concussed?
“I’m not Colt,” Colt said, interrupting Jody’s thoughts. He cocked his head to the side, frowned, tried to lower his hand for the third time like he’d already forgotten what he was supposed to be doing. “I’m trying–I need to find Colt. M’not him.”
Oh, yeah, he was definitely fucking concussed.
(Ryland is concussed, Colt is framed for murder and concussed, and Jody is definitively lost in all the sauce because someone forgot to tell her that Colt has a twin brother.)
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- Part 1 of buy one get one free (no returns)
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Sea Foam Kisses by lavenaidoneus
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
03 Jun 2026
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Simon’s been hiding among humans for years now with no trouble, but the siren’s insatiable lust slips up when he bumps into someone while touring Alcatraz Island.
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Siren!Simon x Ryland but it’s FREAKY!!!
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Blood in the Waves by bonesinwaiting, horrorwood
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
23 Jun 2026
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Grace’s “Spring Break” from teaching the Eridians is cut short when the Eridian scientists dump a feral new human on the beach of his habitat.
Simon and Grace need to contend with their similar traumas, the implications of the Quiet Rapture and humanity’s disappearance, the knowledge that it’s been over 300 years since Grace left earth, and the growing tension between them.
Turns out when you are stuck in an alien bubble with the only other human left that you know of and you start to catch feelings.. things can get a little explosive.
Bonus: Simon teaches the Eridians a whole load of new human expletives.
(Rating for smut to come, rating may change as we go.)