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飞镖地图 by elfkinwoods
Fandoms: 少年大钦差 | The Young Imperial Envoy (TV), 九岁县太爷 | The Nine-year-old County Magistrate (TV)
22 Dec 2025
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梗概: 这帮人在现代社会长大的话，都在做什么。
原先发在微博的片段合集。发到这里存档。
若无特殊说明请默认所有CP都在无性恋谱系上。徐莲文杰心远是QPR关系。
本文徐莲基于舒畅版本，文杰心远基于曹骏释小龙版本，但读者欢迎随便代哪版。
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POV: Twenty years into the future from canon. Ma Jie and Xu Yunfeng's child becomes a stand-up comedian in London. Good to know life has provided such convoluted fodder for comedy materials.
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The thing is, IT'S NOT SEX—Wilson would like to have that mentally printed out in capital letters, thank you very much—but it's something. And metaphorically speaking, for want of a better word, Wilson feels utterly, thoroughly fucked.
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伦敦不下雨，就像崔中石说他不爱方孟敖。
娱乐圈AU。
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现代设定，留学生AU，情景喜剧。
全员向，多CP。
不定期更新。每集基本可当独立段子看。
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How to Override the Archive's Automated Chapter Headers by C Ryan Smith (AiedailEclipsed)
Fandoms: No Fandom
25 Nov 2018
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to override the Archive's automated chapter heading system and define your own (eg remove "Chapter 1: Chapter Title" and insert "Act 1, Verse 1" instead).
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Bookmarked by elfkinwoods
12 Dec 2025
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“House?” He calls groggily.
House just grunts in response, scaring away whatever lethargy Wilson was still under.
Wilson turns towards him, noticing that his boyfriend is rubbing his right thigh. “House,” he repeats, “you okay?”
“Just peachy.” House grits out.
“What happened?” He asks softly, running his hands over House’s leg and feeling for irregularities. He doesn’t find any.
House glares at him for a moment before answering. “Woke up like this.”
Presenting with acute leg pain, Wilson’s mind provides.
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My reimagining of House's infarction if he and Wilson had been in an established relationship.
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12 May 2025
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Jeeves and the Inferior Valet, or, Thomas and the Kindest Man in England by Alex51324
Fandoms: Downton Abbey, Jeeves & Wooster
11 Sep 2012
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Bertie Wooster visits Downton Abbey, sans Jeeves, and a rummy sitch ensues. Or, Thomas is caught in a compromising position with a male guest, and is promptly thrown out on his ear. Fortunately, the guest is too much of a preux chevalier to leave him to deal with the problem on his own....
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Bookmarked by elfkinwoods
06 May 2025
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When they try to hang him, he floats.
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They put him on the pyre at dawn.
He doesn’t burn.
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Bookmarked by elfkinwoods
18 Apr 2025
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徐云峰问马杰有什么新年愿望，陪董事长去抢头香的时候可以帮他求一求。和徐云峰一个根本分不清神界公务员分管业务的人聊这个，属实是鸡同鸭讲。面对徐云峰似笑非笑的表情，马杰开始糊弄不懂业务的上司，挑了个打工人最大但又最渺茫的愿望：“想天降横财。”