emi_rose
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- The Adventure Zone (Podcast) (16)
- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (12)
- Multi-Fandom (1)
- Barbie (Movie 2023) (1)
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Hi hello, welcome to this first chapter of AU biology. I'm your host, Emi, I am a human doctor with a long-standing practice of wanting AU biology to be plausible and taking classes about animal reproduction and etc to facilitate that. My bonafides include the Vaginal Popping Boba Incident and the Nut In Space Torques You, Griffin McElroy Situation. IYKYK. In this series, which has been an ongoing threat to many of my fandom friends for years, we'll explore how various AUs could work from a biomedical standpoint. Each work in the series will dig into a different universe, and you bet your ass there will be citations aplenty. As a note, almost none of these universes are places where I usually fandom - for example, I do not go to men's hockey or Supernatural or MZDS, but if someone's building an interesting AU world, I'm there trying to make it plausible.
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- Part 1 of speculative AU biology
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Podfuckery: Flesh and Blood by depressionrobe, emi_rose
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Dec 2024
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There’s a Podfuckery afoot!
What would happen if a crew of Podficcers were to record the same story, each in their own style? The start and finish of the fics are all the same, but we’ve teamed up with a crew of writers to give you something a little different in the middle.
This is the Podfuckery narrated by depressionrobe and written by emi_rose.
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- Part 15 of Podfuckery 2024
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Anything's a Dating App if You're Brave Enough by emi_rose, nomadsland
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Apr 2024
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Sometimes, love can blossom in the unlikeliest of places. Like the SecureChat feature of the electronic medical record.
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Barbie doesn't understand where the doctor goes to get a pap smear, but she's determined to get one regardless. (Or: local family doctor has the weirdest fucking day and tries to write an office note.)
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The Ship of Theseus by emi_rose, mxmollusca, nordarknessdimsthesky
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2023
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A multimedia sequel to In Favor with Their Stars, an OFMD sci-fi AU.
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It's 2063, and Ed and STE/DE have spent the last four years making a home for themselves together on Earth.
But four years is a long time, and four years isn't very long at all.
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- Part 2 of Starry Eyes and Counting Down to Zero
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Podfuckery 2024 by 1happydaiz, adhduck, Baby_kraken, bizarrelittlemew, caribbeancrocs, cheesecake3, cheesecake3pods (cheesecake3), ClaireGregory, cochineal, darcylindbergh, Deanbird, depressionrobe, elky, emi_rose, fullofhope137, Gemagination, ghostalservice, happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Judysoranges, Kninjaknitter, littlefingies, LoopyDangerFrog, LyndziM, nomadsland, offsammich, Permanent_Ink, petrichorca, PilotPiratePods, SD_Ryan, shipmates, smallestchurch, Tipsy_Kitty, tragicallynerdy, veeagainst, with (cheesecake3), with (Tipsy_Kitty), xoxoemynn, YellowMustard, yerbamansa, Yourgentlemanpirate
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Jan 2025
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It's a PODFUCKERY!
a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!
A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!
Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!
Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!
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Starry Eyes and Counting Down to Zero by emi_rose, mxmollusca, nordarknessdimsthesky
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Mar 2024
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Spaceships & Laserswords by MoreThanSlightly (cadignan)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
08 Jan 2018
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The first time Poe sees Leia Organa, she’s standing in the middle of the chaos of his dorm room with a pair of dirty briefs dangling from the end of a pen, her face frozen in disgust. Where did she get those from? Were they on the floor? Surely he didn’t leave them on the folding chair he’d set out for her, or the card table table he and Finn had arranged in between their two twin extra-longs. And besides, what business did this stranger have, coming into his dorm room and judging it? Yeah, it’s messy, but Poe has more important things to do than make his bed or fold his laundry—or do his laundry in the first place, for that matter. They’re supposed to be playing D&D.
An AU based on this tumblr post about a group of young men and their female DM.
Bookmarked by emi_rose
10 Jun 2026
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More sleep was probably off the table for her now. Her body thrummed with a restless energy, the familiar phantom ache of a hard practice still lingering in her muscles, but this was something else. This was a different kind of exhaustion, one that had nothing to do with drills on the ice and everything to do with the woman who had been a fixture in her mind for years, and was now, impossibly, her teammate and her d-partner.
Erin.
Bookmarked by emi_rose
21 Jan 2026
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in 2069 AD, the region once known as the United States of America is a world of complex lore and political intrigue that our heroine doesn't really care about because she's too busy trying to find estrogen in the post-apocalyptic Midwest.
If you like the story, follow https://www.tumblr.com/manorpunk for Q&As, lore drops, errata, and more!
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- 19/?
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Bookmarked by emi_rose
17 Jan 2026
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Les immortels au service de la petite mort by loveandrockmusic for breathedout
Fandoms: France's language watchdog has told government officials to use French fetish terms... (News Satire)
17 Dec 2025
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The esteemed members of the Académie Française confront kink.
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Bookmarked by emi_rose
28 Dec 2025
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Connor had the dream for the first time after he went into the wall at Talladega.
Bookmarked by emi_rose
13 Sep 2025