falsemilkbun
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Microwaved Mushroom Burgers by falsemilkbun
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
02 Jan 2026
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Kabru, a rookie park ranger, has found one of his coworkers passed out with a head wound outside his cabin. His evening routine is further disrupted by the appearance of some unique local wildlife.
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- Part 1 of Honey Island National Park
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How Do You Like Me Now? by falsemilkbun
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
12 Dec 2025
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Mithrun is transformed into a woman during a dungeon mishap, and secretly quite likes it. Kabru, for personal reasons, has more complicated feelings about all this. Mithrun's drive to jump on his dick gives him little time to process these things, but we move.
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- Part 1 of Late-blooming Narcissus
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 548
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- 1/2
- Kudos:
- 18
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Winter Sun and the Storm-Black Sea by falsemilkbun
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
11 Dec 2025
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Late March, 514 - Kabru, a young half-elf recovered from the Western Continent and adopted into the House of Tol, has managed to secure one of his longest-held ambitions: An appointment with a Dungeon Investigation Unit. Though his age and ignoble blood limit him to service as a page to the squad's enigmatic captain, he's determined to make the most out of what he believes is his best opportunity to help prevent the tragedy that continues to haunt him from recurring. He expects to win his new comrades over in time, his mother expects him to come flying home when faced with boredom and danger. No one expects the little island to which they've deployed to be boiling over with monsters by the time they arrive. But that's what's happened.
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The Sweetest Thing by falsemilkbun
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
04 Sep 2025
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*throws up my fucking hands*
Kabru POV of Mithrun grinding on a towel and cumming his brains out. Way more cerebral than that suggests. I was possessed.
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- Part 3 of Brutal Devotion
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You Will Never Know Another Lonely Day by falsemilkbun
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
02 Apr 2025
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Mithrun's conditions for accepting Kabru's marriage proposal are simple: He wants to spend the rest of his life with him.
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- Part 2 of Fairy Tale Logic
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Honey Island National Park by falsemilkbun
Fandom ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
02 Jan 2026
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Late-blooming Narcissus by falsemilkbun
Fandom ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
12 Dec 2025
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Field of Phantoms (KabuMisu FBI AU) by Masked Deuce (MaskedDose)
Fandom ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
23 Jan 2026
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This is a series following FBI agents Kabru and Mithrun as they are assigned as partners and then proceed to be the best or worst at their job.
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- 215,119
- Works:
- 72
- Bookmarks:
- 19
Bookmarked by falsemilkbun
24 Dec 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
I'm so unwell about this. It has rendered me insane.
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YOU’D BEST START BELIEVING IN CHRISTMAS STORIES, BOY… BECAUSE YOU’RE IN ONE! by room_surprise
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
23 Dec 2024
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What if Kabru didn’t believe in Santa Claus, and Mithrun was a very different type of elf?
“...okay, probably a stupid question, but what’s a krampus?” Kabru asked. He jolted slightly when he heard the heavy thumping of something moving around on the roof overhead. It sounded like an elephant was on top of his house, and about to come crashing through the ceiling. “...is that a krampus?”
“Yuh,” Mithrun responded. “They’re monsters that feed off of people’s sadness. Look like big goat-men. They know I’m inside, and they want to finish me off.”
“Why?” Kabru asked, his forehead creasing in confusion.
“I told you, I’m a level 5--” Mithrun started to say, but apparently he realized repeating himself wasn’t going to help, and he heaved a huge frustrated sigh. “I work for Santa Claus. They want to stop us from bringing joy to the world.”
“Santa’s not real,” Kabru said, feeling a little bit hysterical.
“You’re applying pressure to a stab wound on an elf,” Mithrun replied. “Santa’s real. He writes my paychecks.”
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- Part 1 of The Man Who Didn't Believe in Santa
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.:Kabumisu Smols:. by YourBlueberryMajesty
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
25 Nov 2024
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Short Kabru x Mithrun one shots
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A Most Peculiar Fondness by sweet_rabbit
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
12 Nov 2024
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"I hardly believe that marrying the victim is proper etiquette for me as a detective to exhibit, Miss Pattadol," Kabru tried to play off with a smile. "And I imagine even less so without the victim's consent."
"Mr. Mithrun would never have been gifted consent, no matter should he...!" -She struggled for words- "... sh-should he be of sound body and mind. Please, Detective. Have faith in me when I say that I truly believe you are his only hope. Perhaps even saving him in more ways than you could ever know!"Kabru found himself looking towards the envelope from earlier. Atop it were two pictures: one beholding a beautiful young man, wavy hair, sharp elven ears and bright silvery wide eyes, while the other... the same man. His hair sheared and clumped, ear tips crudely hacked off and one eye, his now only eye, bruised with exhaustion, the light of life completely dulled to a black iris. He more resembled a memorial death photograph as opposed to a living portrait.
This was the current Mithrun of the House of Kerensil: the victim of this case Miss Pattadol presented him with, and now, Kabru's fiancé.--- Please read the notes at the beginning!
Bookmarked by falsemilkbun
13 Nov 2024
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Real World Cultural and Linguistic Influences in Delicious in Dungeon by room_surprise
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
15 Jun 2024
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[NON-FICTION FANWORK] Dungeon Meshi is full of vivid and complex world-building. When you take all the information in the manga as a whole, there are clear and consistent patterns in what real world cultures the author was inspired by, and how she arranges them on the Dungeon Meshi world map.
In this essay, I will catalog and explain every real world cultural reference I was able to identify in the manga, including character and location names, historical and mythological references, clothing, and of course food!
WARNING: This essay is full of spoilers for the entire Dungeon Meshi manga, all the extra materials, and the anime. Disturbing and violent moments that happen in the series are described, discussed and analyzed. The essay also discusses real-life world history and mythology, which contains sensitive subjects like war, death, slavery, abortion, child killing, sexual assault, incest, and bestiality. These topics are mentioned in an academic context, and not described. Please proceed with caution if this concerns you.