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    Harry Potter has never been normal. Even before he was born, he was a child of prophecy. So no part of his life could be called normal in the slightest. When given the chance to have a 'normal' life, does he even know what that means? No, he's gone through too much to even try, and he's too tired to care. It's too bad everyone expects him to be the upstanding son and heir of the Potter family when he's never had family before in his life though.

    Also, the baby is a little difficult to explain. The baby who may eventually turn into Lord Voldemort...no, nature vs. nurture and all, and Harry plans to nurture the hell out of this kid.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “Potter…why is a horcrux of the Dark Lord sitting in your living room in muggle Surrey?” Severus Snape slowly and calmly asked as if he was holding onto his last thread of sanity while waiting for the answer.

    “Well, we met back in my second year at school, became friends since I didn’t know who his future self was, he tried to kill me, I killed him, and then he floated around the aether for a couple years,” Harry sighed. It was all so very complex.

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    Everyone has had a summer from hell after what happened with the Triwizard Tournament. Literally everyone, even the part of Voldemort's soul that he thought he'd gotten rid of so very long ago. When Harry Potter's worst enemy asks for his help though...well, that pesky saving people thing just really gets in the way.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    “The deal's already gone through,” Ron confirmed gravely. “Harry, it's Lord Slytherin. Slytherin bought the whole club.”

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Robin is dead, and Batman is completely out of control. Thinking about how to help his hero, Tim comes to a logical conclusion: Batman needs a new villain.

    What is Tim doing?

    Kidnaps Two-Face and begins his career as the new Rogue of Gotham

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “Are you an organ thief?”

    Robin made a choking sound.

    “An organ thief?” Batman repeated, and now he sounded a little amused.

    Tim nodded once, which was a mistake, because the pier rolled unnaturally under his feet.

    “Important screening question,” he said.

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    Tim is high on pain meds, but is he going to let that stop him from saving Batman and Robin? Of course not.

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    07 Jun 2026