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    Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander have been preparing for the Hunger Games their entire lives as citizens of Districts One and Two. In their final year of eligibility, both of their names are called at the annual Reaping ceremony. During training week, Shane realizes he wants nothing more than to bury his knife in Ilya’s throat, and Ilya can’t seem to resist trying to provoke him into doing it.

    The problem is, that eventually, killing each other stops being the only thing they want—and the Capitol is determined to make a spectacle out of every second of it.

    Or: a Hollanov Hunger Games AU ;)

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    12 May 2026

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    Mystery Work

    Part of Crypto
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    15 Mar 2026

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    “You will not be so nice when we beat you,” Ilya told Shane Hollander, holding onto his hand, not letting him pull away. Not yet.

    But Hollander’s brow furrowed, not in anger but in confusion. “Ah, um, sorry,” Hollander said. “Merci. My English is bad. Worse… than you. Maybe slower?” And he leaned in, like that would help him understand.

    Ilya’s eyebrows rose, and his smile widened.

    Or, Ilya Rozanov grew up in Russia. Shane Hollander was raised in France. When they first meet, neither of them can speak English very well. Somehow, it’s easier to understand each other when words aren’t getting in the way.

    (Stand-alone remix of “I’m Reading Your Lips (You’re Speaking My Language)” but this time neither of them are native English speakers, and learning a new language is sort of like falling in love, if you think about it.)

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    04 Mar 2026

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    “So you’ll do it then?” Shane asked, voice low. “You’ll behave for me?”

    It took Ilya a second to scramble for words, and Shane raised an eyebrow at him, waiting.

    “Da, yes. I will,” he vowed. “I’ll behave for you, Hollander.”

    And thus, Ilya Rozanov behaved (mostly).

    (Or: Ilya Rozanov needs to clean up his act if he and Shane are going to play the long game. Shane has some pretty good motivational tactics, and Ilya just wants to be his Good Dog.)

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    03 Mar 2026

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    When he was seven years old, Shane Hollander was briefly lost at an airport. Luckily, the kindness of a stranger ensured he made it back to his parents safely, putting an end to a terrifying three hours for the Hollanders. It takes twenty years (and one heated rivalry) for Shane to learn the name of his rescuer. It takes twenty years for Ilya to learn his wish had already come true.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    The only thing that ever made Ilya hesitate about leaving Russia was his niece.

    After his mother’s death, before the championships, before Shane, Tati had been everything.

    Time softened the ache. He built a life across the ocean. He married the man he loved. He let himself be happy. They had everything they had ever worked for, a team that supported them, a marriage built on love, and the beginnings of starting a family of their own.

    Then Alexei died.

    And Russia’s golden child was placed in their care.

    Overnight, their lives changed. Nothing would ever be the same again.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    "You're an awesome player to watch."

    "I watch you too…I like watching you."

    One line changes everything.
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    OR: Instead of turning him down, Ilya and Shane become fast friends at the Prospects Cup. Their relationship (and how they hide the truth) completely changes when the media poses them as best friends instead of rivals.
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    Reads as a series of connected oneshots within this AU. Now including prospects cup 2008, draft celebrations, rookie all-star weekend, their first MLH awards, and the cottage.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Ilya and Shane have a fight that leaves teeth marks.
    Ilya flies to Florida for a game against Vancouver with his heart in pieces… and then the universe decides to add turbulence, hospitals, and a truly unhinged amount of emotional damage on top.

    Shane shows up anyway. Feelings get said out loud.
    And yes—Quinn Hughes is there, staring into the middle distance like he’s buffering… because what if the “Quinn sees ghosts” jokes are, unfortunately, canon?

    A story about fear, forgiveness, being seen, and choosing each other where the whole world can’t look away.

     

    PLEASE SEE AUTHORS NOTE REGARDING THE INCLUSION OF QUINN IN THIS STORY!

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Sometimes life came at you with a clenched fist and Ilya had never figured out how to duck.

    So here he was, twenty-eight years old, single, dealing with the fallout from injuries given to him by the game he loved, and the second youngest assistant coach in the league to one of the worst teams. Stability was hard to come by, but he was managing.

    Then along came Shane Hollander to knock him on his ass, one more time.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    “They want the Captain of the Ottawa Centaurs to be in the penalty box. They want Ilya Rozanov to lose his composure, so it throws him off his game. They want you to lose, us to lose.”

    “But we didn’t.”

    “You’re not listening to me, Ilya! They're using me to get at you; they’re hurting me to hurt you. Don’t you get that?”

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    Five times Ilya fights someone for Shane on and off the ice, and one time Shane fought for Ilya.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    People say that watching Nikolai Hollander-Rozanov play hockey is like watching his Papa, Ilya, born again.

    There are other ways he’s like his Papa too. Like Ilya used to, Nicky also loves women.

    Which is why everyone is a little surprised when the love of his life is a man. And not just any man, the son of the trailblazing hockey great Scott Hunter.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    "Time is a flat circle."-Ilya Rozanov at the draft of his and Shane's son.

    Mac Hollander-Rozanov has been captain of the Canadian Juniors team twice, was the youngest member of the 2026 gold medal Team Canada Men's Hockey Team, and was the first overall draft pick in 2026. To Montreal, which is... Complicated. Really complicated. His bio parents kicked him out for being gay, and he wouldn't trade his family for anything in the world, but being the gay poster boy for the team that shunned his dad for being gay because he has his dad's name? He can't even focus on just playing hockey because everything he does is either good for the Metro's image or good for his supposed rival.

    Aristotelis Floros has been captain of the American Juniors team twice, was the youngest member of the 2026 silver medal Team USA Men's Hockey Team, and was the second overall draft pick in 2026. To New York, which is a dream come fucking true. He's playing with Scott fucking Hunter, even if he announced 27-28 would be his last season Aris still gets to play with him! So fuck you, Hollander-Rozanov and your handsome fucking face and your goddamned superhero rescuing tendencies. Aris Floros is going to win the Stanley cup first.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    Someone's mom unearths a 1999 Sears catalog from a closet and uploads it to Twitter. The internet discovers that Shane Hollander was an absolutely adorable child model. Chaos (and teasing) ensues.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Okay, fuck, he really needs to get in contact with someone who knows something about whether or not his boyfriend is still breathing right now because he can't keep thinking like this. He squeezes his eyes shut, forcing the tears to go away and he calls his mom back, holding the phone up to his ear, hoping that she, somehow, has some kind of update for him; he knows that Ilya made Yuna her emergency contact a while ago, just in case, so if anybody is going to be able to tell him anything it’s going to be her.

    Unless she hasn’t heard any news, unless he’s dead at the crash site and they can’t identify his body, unless they-

    ”He’s okay,” His mom says the moment she answers the phone, barely even letting it ring one time and, yeah, she really does know her son. She knows that that had to be the very first thing out of her mouth before anything, otherwise Shane would spiral.

    (As if he hasn’t already been spiraling.)

    *

    OR, the plane from The Long Game actually crashes, Ilya gets injured, Shane rents a car to drive down to him, and he takes care of him.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Still, he’s felt like absolute shit for weeks, and the idea of sitting in his hotel room, where he would probably masturbate, cry, and have another night of fitful sleep, did not make him feel any better. Getting to be skin to skin with Ilya Rozanov did. And surely Rozanov wouldn’t be demanding Shane make a nest in his damn bed if he didn’t fully intend on actually kissing him in it and keeping him there until morning, right?

    Maybe that would be enough to pick Shane up out of this drop, keep it from happening again.

    OR

    After not sending the "we didn't kiss" text, Shane's omega hormones go into distress mode. Despite trying to hide his symptoms and play through the misery, when Ilya Rozanov finds out what's going on, the alpha Shane's body wants most is determined to fix it.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    "You are doing this on purpose," Ilya accused.

    Shane looked up, perfectly innocent. "Doing what on purpose?"

    "The—" Ilya gestured. "This. The—the organizing."

    "The organizing that I do. Every Thursday. Like I have for the entire time we've been together."

    "You know what you're doing."

    Shane's lips twitched. Just barely. But Ilya saw it. "I'm folding a hoodie."

    BREAKING: Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    There’s a sudden cacophony of yells. As Shane turns to find the source of the noise, the only thing he can see is red splattered across the ice and a #81 jersey.

    For an absurd moment, all he can think is “my parents are at this game. Hayden and Jackie are in the stands. Thank god the kids aren’t here.”

    He doesn’t remember moving, but the next thing he knows, he’s kneeling in a pool of blood with his hands on Ilya’s neck, certain that he was about to die.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Everything that happens after Mr. Emergency Contact

    Hayden has to release a statement, the kids can't stop talking, the press are asking questions, and Shane and Ilya are very very tired of hiding this.

    ***GO READ MR. EMERGENCY CONTACT FIRST***

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.” 

    Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”

    “I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.” 

    “Rozanov–” 

    “Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”

    OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic. 

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    23 Jan 2026

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    Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.

    No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.

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    715,045

    23 Jan 2026

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