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The Size of the Problem by Hyperelastagirl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jun 2025
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Shen Jiu has a problem: Yue Qingyuan’s cock is too big, and his body won’t cooperate.
The solution? Dilators. Orgasms. A lot of lube. And even more patience.(Also, apparently, being a size queen was just buried under the trauma.)
Series
- Part 1 of Established QiJiu AU
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The Shixiong Who Made Me Maliciously Enamoured by heartbeats_exe
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Apr 2026
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Listen.
It’s not weird to take a personal interest in your new shidi. Even if he’s beautiful and bloodthirsty and glares like he’s trying to incinerate you with his mind. Even if you’re keeping a very normal observational notebook about his behavioural progress.
Shen Jiu is Qing Jing Peak’s newest disciple—mysterious, sharp-tongued, and extremely high-risk for becoming the future Scum Villain. Luckily, Shen Yuan is here to reform him. With mentorship. And sword drills. And maybe just a little bit of thigh-hugging.
It’s fine. This is all very professional. He's doing it for the Sect!
Or: The one where Shen Yuan thinks he's reforming the scum villain, Shen Jiu thinks Shen Yuan is intolerable, and somehow they end up in love.
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him + me (and our baby) by azunshi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jan 2021
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There was no way what Shen Qingqiu had been experiencing for the past month or so was a minor qi deviation, which would’ve resolved on its own, or a mild affliction, which should’ve been cleared with the frequent papapa with his husband. Ah, he should’ve brought this issue up the last time he saw Mu Qingfang sooner and had it checked out instead of putting the whole thing off. Otherwise, he wouldn’t be in this mess, with the bitter taste of bile at the back of his throat and his sick in the basin before him.
Shen Qingqiu is convinced there’s something wrong with his body.
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a gentler lesson by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 May 2020
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Shen Qingqiu takes it upon himself to teach Luo Binghe a rather important skill.
Shen Qingqiu feels the moment Luo Binghe is about to surge against him, and immediately grabs Luo Binghe’s face with one hand. He squishes Luo Binghe’s cheeks, holding him still as he draws back.“Shizun,” Luo Binghe complains, but Shen Qingqiu squeezes his fingers tighter. It makes Luo Binghe’s lips push out like a puckered fish.
“I am trying to teach you something,” Shen Qingqiu says, his ears growing hot. “Please pay attention.”
“This disciple begs your pardon,” Luo Binghe’s voice is muffled in Shen Qingqiu’s iron grip. “But he would like to know what he is learning, so that he can take the appropriate notes.”
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What You Will by marizousbooty for suspiciousbirb
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2021
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Luo Binghe growled, actually growled, deep and low in his chest. “Are you trying to trick me with this act? This forlorn, mourning lord who hides behind pity?”
Shen Yuan couldn’t respond. He sank further into the wall.
Luo Binghe pressed closer. His voice grew low, dangerous. “Don’t think you’ve tricked everyone at this conference.”---
Lord Shen Qingqiu dies in a shipwreck and Shen Yuan must take his place at the upcoming Immortal Alliance Conference by pretending to be him. It would be easy enough to imitate his brother, but there are too many eyes on him.