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if you love me, you'll love me 'cause i'm wild, wild at heart by hofumo
Fandoms: Cars (Pixar Movies)
21 Apr 2026
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One time Lightning stole Doc's jacket and jerked off in Doc's car.
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An Unethical Science Experiment by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
02 May 2026
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“Megatron-”
“You've caught the most useless member of the autobots. Shall we celebrate? Throw a party in your honor?” Megatron sneers.
Starscream bristles, baring his sharp denta.
“He's their scientist, you dimwitted, rust-ridden-”
“He doesn't do anything!” Megatron snaps, gesturing with one large servo towards Wheeljack, whose optics keep darting back and forth between the two like he's watching some kind of sport play out right in front of him, stasis cuffs on his wrists and a shock collar around his neck cabling.
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Starscream captures the autobots' scientist, Wheeljack!
Megatron is... not impressed.
Err... Somehow, Wheeljack is, though...?
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- Part 16 of Arson's Transformers Fics
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22 Jun 2026
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Optimus Prime's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Cycle by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
03 Jun 2026
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Optimus has watched Starscream, decepticon air commander and loyal (ish) second to the ruthless Megatron, die, approximately twenty times.
It's disturbing.
He doesn't like Starscream. Nobody likes Starscream. But Optimus doesn't enjoy seeing anyone pass away; it's the thing that constantly makes him hesitate to continue the war. If he were fighting for a lesser cause, he would have surrendered to end it and, in the process, end the continuous loss of life the fight cost.
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Or, the one where Optimus gets stuck in a time loop that resets every time Starscream dies. A mech who remembers every time he's failed to save someone, and a seeker who is not only doomed to die, but is utterly insufferable.
What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 17 of Arson's Transformers Fics
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22 Jun 2026
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柱左父亲节的接力，算是柱all汤底的opm，终于把这个很久之前想看的梗写了……😋
Summary：威震天被强制诱发了情热期，但是擎天柱收到寻光号的求助前来解决时，却发现本该是dom的威震天——体内正在运行的赫然是sub代码。
或者：擎天柱把dom威震天拆成了sub。Warning：有柱all提及，魔改了部分Dom/Sub世界观的设定，纯恶趣味xp，只是想看dom哥把别的dom拆到sub堕……请自行避雷。
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22 Jun 2026
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A common enemy forces Mirage and Skywarp to hide on a deserted planet and depend on each other for fuel and rescue.
Mirage thinks he knows what to expect. He's happy to be proven wrong, but that realisation puts him in a precarious place.
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22 Jun 2026
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Five times First Aid was kidnapped by Decepticons with embarrassing injuries (and one time they wanted to cuddle) by Plugs
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One
17 Feb 2022
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First Aid has had enough of looking after the Decepticon’s injuries, but Hook isn’t actually being neglectful…
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22 Jun 2026