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"See, that's the thing movies always get wrong. Vampires can only drink from people with your own blood type." The man says. "And there's only one other person in town who has AB negative."
Kyle's stomach churns. "Who?"
A file stamped 'Hell's Pass Hospital' slaps down on the table. A school picture grins up at him smugly.
"Some kid called Eric Cartman. Do you know him?"
Kyle stares. "Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me."
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Kyle had never been the type of person to just get over things. If something or someone was bothering him, he’d find himself obsessed with the burden until he was free from the diminishing confines of it. For example, the current issue that suppressed him had been doing so for the last four years, and this time, there was no one other than himself to blame for his predicament. He supposed that he could pin the fault on the man he had let himself become infatuated with; however, he knew that it wouldn’t be fair to, it’s not like Eric Cartman was charming everyone in South Park to have an intense, uncontrollable attraction to him.
“You got a job?” Kyle exclaimed, the exchange of words between the two stepbrothers sending him into a state of rage-laced confusion. “Why didn't you tell me?
“Who are you, my fucking dad?” Eric didn’t take the time to look up from the screen he was tapping away at, only doing so to shove Kyle back when he attempted to peek at the response being written. “Back the hell up.“
“Where the fuck do you work?!” The redhead wasn’t backing down. He hated not knowing everything that the bigger teen was involved in. “How long has this been going on? And what do you mean, clients?”
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Erica had been driving Kyle insane lately, much more than she normally did. And it all started after he shoved her against the lockers.
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19 Dec 2025
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Stan is self destructing, Craig Tucker might be gay, Butters can't handle Cartman's wiener, and Kyle just wants to get out of South Park without losing his mind, his best friend, or his virginity.
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13 Dec 2025
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The boys go to Token's Halloween party but Stan isn't feeling exactly up to it.
Written for Day 4 of Stenny Week 2021. The prompt was 'the Gothic and the Dead' but I changed it to Halloween since it's a more broad theme! Hope that's okay.Series
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14 Nov 2025
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They're bloody and grim but they're still his best friends.
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06 Nov 2025