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"It’s a fucking shed in our kitchen,” Geralt said. “Everyone else who answered the ad took one look at it and left.”
“Yeah, that worries me,” said Yen. “What sort of a person would actually want to live in that thing? What if he’s some kind of weirdo?”
“Should have thought of that before renting it out."
Yennefer and Geralt have been living together for ten years, madly in love with each other & both unwilling to make the first move. Strapped for cash, they do the only logical thing; install a garden shed in their kitchen and rent it out to Jaskier, a 24-year old guitarist in a folk rock band and freewheeling disaster. They don't expect to catch feelings. They don't expect their new flatmate to overturn their carefully constructed, platonic domestic bliss...
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22 Feb 2022
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Quidditch is an Aphrodisiac by RerumTechnologies
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
07 Aug 2020
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Stony at Hogwarts with lots of flirting and humorous Quidditch commentating bc I watched the harry potter movies and I want Lee Jordan in all his commentating glory. Seriously, we were robbed.
“Who’s that?”
“You’re kidding.” Tony gives Pepper this look that says, ‘If I was kidding, why wouldn’t I be talking him up right now?’. She sighs, “Steve Rogers. Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team and so out of your league.”Series
- Part 4 of General Ficlets and Fuckery
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07 Aug 2020
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Sam first meets Tony Stark in 2005 when he joins the EXO-7 Falcon program.
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- Part 6 of Tumblr Prompts
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25 Jun 2020
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It started with a message, a late-night visit, and a God of Mischief in Tony's bed. A story of trust, trickery, unwilling aid and inevitable attraction.
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07 Jun 2020
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A German, a Russian, and an American Walk into a Bar by chapstickaddict, readwing
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
06 Jul 2019
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Or, A Love Story in Three Beats
“These records belong to my father. Waverly gave me his address, some nice house in the suburbs. Asked me if I wanted it for myself,” Gaby admitted after New York.
“I was youngest KGB agent ever qualified. My comrades...were not pleasant about it,” Illya confessed as he stroked his scar in Amsterdam.
“I was going to keep the watch,” Napoleon let slip while in Istanbul.
Two years of missions, from trafficking rings to spy hunters, attempted kidnappings, underground boxing matches, and sanctioned bank robberies. The three of them have found sharing secrets helps.
The traveling and the teamwork are nice, but the steadily building sexual tension none of them know how to acknowledge keeps causing a spike in their plans while working for a company that has barely gotten its feet under it. The best they can do is scramble.
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20 Mar 2020
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tell me i'm your national anthem by oopshidaisy for chasingconstellations
Fandoms: Marvel 616, Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Oct 2020
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Red, White & Royal Blue AU. Tony Stark is the unwilling First Son of the United States, whose rivalry with beloved Prince Steve threatens UK/US relations. After an international incident involving a wedding cake, Steve and Tony are forced to fake a friendship for the public eye - a fake friendship that evolves into something real, and dangerous.
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07 Mar 2020
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stay, i pray you by orphan_account
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comics), Black Widow (Comics)
28 Sep 2019
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There is a tap on the table top and a quiet, “Scusatemi, signorina,” and she looks up. There is a boy there, no more than twenty, and he is undoubtedly American, though his Italian is so polished that even she would be unsure if not for his hesitant slouch— discomfort, it says I am out of place. His gaze is not demanding. It is not cold, either— but intelligent, distant. Not assessing, but calculating. As if she is made of code, and he is reading her.
“I speak English,” she tells him, “better than Italian.”
He slumps with something akin to relief. “Oh- that’s. That’s cool. I’m really sorry to ask-“ and he looks it, wincing and pulling his own fingers, “-but would it be okay if I sit with you? My mamma is in a formaggeria across the piazza and I desperately don’t want to stand in there and smell cheese for an hour so I was gonna grab an espresso but every other table is filled and I don’t want to impose but—?” He looks at her. He is sharp, ardent with a wisdom that puts her teeth on edge. No young man should look like that: as if he has stared straight into the barrel of a gun and laughed at the bullet, swallowed it whole.
He looks old for his age. He just. He looks.
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24 Oct 2019
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there lies the centre of my world by andathousandyearsmore
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
20 Oct 2019
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An assortment of mini-stories and quick, short fics of two of my favorite idiots. Each chapter is its own completed fic, complete with a full set of tags and warnings, as well as a brief (or not so brief, knowing me) summary.
Story One: where’s my oscar (for pretending i don’t love you) (16k)
Story Two: the last night you’ll get up on it (8k)
Story Three: Bite Me In SilverBookmarked by imposterhuman
20 Oct 2019
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When Steve agrees to dog sit for Colonel Rhodes, he doesn't expect Rhodes' unusual, intriguing, and painfully attractive whirlwind of a best friend to show up unannounced.
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17 Oct 2019
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Tony is Iron Man. He’s also a dragon who has learned that you can’t keep everything you love.
Steve is Captain America. He’s also a knight who falls into deep sleep for decades and wakes to a different world.
Together, they rescue each other.
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At nine, Tony trembles when Maria comes to him and says with hushed urgency, “Never give your scales to anyone. You’ll only regret it.”
At sixteen, Steve trembles when they lower Sarah into a hole in the ground.
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14 Oct 2019
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Here We Are, Born to Be Kings by Potrix
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 May 2015
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“Are you happy?” Tony asks him one night, propped up on his elbow on the bed next to Bucky, fingers tracing Bucky’s hipbone. “Is this where you saw yourself when you were little?”
“Absolutely not,” Bucky laughs and tugs Tony closer to kiss the slightly panicked expression off his face. “But it’s perfect and I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
The winteriron High School/College AU you didn't know you wanted.
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14 Oct 2019
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Inspired by fanart seen on tumblr, this is an End of Days story, with all the Avengers as Archangels. Tony had always known that he was a special snowflake. He just hadn't realized exactly how special.
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12 Oct 2019
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Definition of Self by MarvelousMenagerie (HiddenOne)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
06 Nov 2019
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“I am Bucky.” The phrase feels like any other phrase from his mouth. There is no weight to the statement, no assurance ringing deep within him that it’s true. ‘I am the Asset,’ has more meaning to him than the name ‘Bucky Barnes.’
“I am th - Bucky,” he says, the change coming out of his mouth without permission. “I am th-” e Asset, “Bucky. I am Bucky.”
The trigger words are gone, but now there is something in their place - something that only lets him speak as Bucky.
And he is not Bucky Barnes.
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- Part 6 of 2019 WinterIron Bingo
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- 9/9
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10 Oct 2019
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okay, sweetie by halfwheeze
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
06 Oct 2019
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In which James Rhodes asks Tony Stark to be his fake boyfriend and Pepper Potts immediately regrets it.
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- Part 6 of Marvel Spookytober 2019
- Part 8 of Ironhusbands Bingo 2019 (Round 1)
- Part 7 of Marvel Rare Pair Bingo 2019 (Round 1)
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- 1,053
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- 1/1
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07 Oct 2019
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what we share (and what we hide) by machi_kun
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
07 Sep 2020
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A SteveTony-centric series, dedicated to a long study of all characters involved and a plot-driven fix-it for the MCU verse.
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24 Sep 2019
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Capri Sun by coconutknightshade
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
26 Jul 2019
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The one in which Peter is riding the elevator with Tony and Pepper when he notices a fourth heartbeat and honestly he can't believe Pepper and Tony haven't told him yet that they're having a baby. In the end it's Peter that tells them they're having a baby.
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15 Sep 2019
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Dear Mr. Fantasy by pineapplebreads
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
24 Aug 2019
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Tony writes letters to his past loves to get over them. They’re all but meaningless by this point, but he keeps them hidden anyways, never to be seen or read by anyone else. Until one day they all mysteriously get sent out.
His deepest secrets are revealed and he scrambles to do damage control, striking a deal to enter a fake relationship with Steve Rogers who just wants his ex back. Tony conveniently forgets to mention that the only love letter he still means is the one he wrote to his fake boyfriend.
Inspired by To All The Boys I've Loved Before (2018).
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- Part 1 of Mr. Americana & The Heartbreak Prince
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- 10/10
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25 Aug 2019
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FBI Agent Steve Rogers and his partner Sam Wilson have spent the last couple of years just a few steps behind the high-end art thief and hacker known as Iron Man. When someone starts using Steve's connections to hack into the FBI mainframe, he knows there's only one person it could be. But the hacking is only the beginning, and the game Iron Man is playing promises to get them closer than ever before.
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23 Aug 2019
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the road to the stars by shell-heads (chocopies)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 Jan 2019
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Tony is seven years old when he sees the ballet for the first time and meets his future pas de deux partner.
His father is invited to sweet-talk politicians into a new weapons deal and explain his latest idea for their program, and his mom goes to catch up with old friends she hasn't seen in years, but Tony goes because his mom had smiled down at him and told him he would love it.
His mom's never wrong.
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In which boy genius Tony Stark meets girl wonder Natasha Romanoff at the ballet, and they fit their broken little pieces together to make something beautiful on the dance floor.
Steve? He's just a dumb, awful, chaotic, extremely supportive older brother that really should just shut up and admit he likes Tony a lot more than he pretends, because Natasha only has five people in the world she likes; it only makes sense her two favorites would fall in love with one another.
They always were a little slow, though.
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22 Aug 2019
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Tony may not be the most self-aware guy in the world, but there are a few things he knows:
1. Iron Man and Tony Stark are one and the same,
2. he’d make a terrible father,
3. and his teammates don’t trust him.So naturally, he’s the only man left standing when Loki ages them all back to toddlers.
This is going to go well.
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Bookmarked by imposterhuman
22 Aug 2019