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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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06 Jul 2025
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After a nasty break up Hermione feels ready to be a little more adventurous with her love life. But when she flirts with Draco Malfoy at a party and starts developing feelings for Neville Longbottom in the same week, she worries she might have gotten a little in over her head. Soon both men are vying for her attention and their rivalry leaves Hermione breathless. What's a girl to do?
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26 Sep 2024
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“Speaking of things that I wouldn’t ask of you if it weren’t vitally important to how we want to proceed with this investigation…” Harry trailed off, removing his glasses and pinching the bridge of his nose in a familiar gesture. After a long moment, he opened his eyes. “The house is a two bedroom,” he said, as if that explained anything.
Hermione just watched him, her pulse suddenly racing. Her subconscious was making a panicked sort of squawking parrot noise, having figured out something essential that her sleepless brain hadn’t yet come to grips with.
“Hermione,” Harry said. “Malfoy is going to the safe house, too.”
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25 Dec 2023
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This war had changed her.
And it hadn’t made itself known until she’d seen Harry and Ron on the ground - their eyes glassy and their skin grey - not until her best friends were dead before her own eyes, only then did she realise that she would do anything, go to any length, to end this fucking war. She would be ruthless. She would pry weapons and advantages from cold, dead hands if the occasion called for it. She’d feel the guilt later, when she had time and safety on her side to let it consume her. For now, she’d only do what was necessary to survive. And fucking win.
Hermione Granger is desperate to fix the mess created at the Battle of Hogwarts. Theodore Nott may have the solution.
Time Travel AU / Hermione x Theo
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23 Dec 2023
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Once Upon a Time... by Silent_journey
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
06 Sep 2017
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Everyone who had ever met Darcy Lewis would tell you that she was an alpha, through and through. But Darcy had always been an omega. Biology was not something that she could change. No one could. This discrepancy between biology and public opinion was one that Darcy carefully fostered. No one could know what she really was.
Then she started to find her pack...and the lie began to weigh on her.Series
- Part 1 of FairyTales
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07 Oct 2021