kaijusalad
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they say the first death is in the heart, but it's actually in the bedroom by kaijusalad
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
06 Jul 2026
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Sakata Gintoki can't die.
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(There's someone at the door. Topknot still hasn't come home, remember?)
(I want the strength to change things this time. I'll make a contract with any devil.)
(There's a woman on the shore.)
(I want to do everything I can to help you stay alive.)
(There are bullet holes in the rock beneath the snow.)
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In the moment of his death, Aki Hayakawa makes a contract with the Angel Devil. In exchange for this miracle, the Angel Devil demands Makima's life. The events thereafter remain unchanged, and the Gun Fiend is later neutralized by Chainsaw Man.
One universe over, Aki Hayakawa has sat up in the street.
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In Hinduism, an individual is made up of two things-- the body and the self. This self is called 'ātman'.
In a sense, redeath and rebirth within samsara allow the ātman to change its own future.
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too many halves can still make a whole by kaijusalad
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
11 Feb 2026
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On the screen, the newsreader taps his papers against the desk. "Coming up next, we have Black Astrology with everyone's favorite weather lady. Please give her a warm welcome. Ketsuno? Are you there? Ketsuno Ana?"
The broadcast transitions by pulling across a bad-CGI curtain.
"This is Ketsuno!" says the cheerful woman, standing in front of an indecipherable grid of planet positions and rising signs. "To all you Libras out there, the future is looking grim. This position of Uranus typically suggests luck in love, however, when combined with this rare positioning of Planet Vegeta, it actually suggests the opposite-- that you're inherently unloveable and should never have been born in the first place! This goes doubly for those born under this sign with naturally curly hair. Your dead fish eyes are repulsive!"
Ketsuno Ana gives the camera her brightest smile before continuing, bringing her pointer up to the board. "However, not to worry-- Mercury here tells us that you'll drive anyone who could ever love you away before they even get a chance, so really, this Vegeta-Uranus alignment event is no big deal--"
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- Part 1 of spoil the broth
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Newt's 15 when his mark shows up. He can't read it. It doesn't even look like words. He calls his dad and lets out some weak joke that his soulmate's a fucking alien.
Hermann's mark doesn't show up until he's 20 and finally content with the idea that he doesn't have a soulmate. That doesn't stop him from wondering if Newt is short for something or if his soulmate is actually an amphibian.
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life doesn't have a reload button like your favourite rpg does by cherryblossombomb
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
15 Aug 2024
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Gintoki wakes up, unable to lie.
(Or: It starts with a truth serum; it spirals when Gintoki foolishly, desperately agrees to help solve the case, and suddenly he's a guinea pig for an amanto with a grudge.)
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17 Aug 2025
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traveled half the world to say (i belong to you) by starglide
Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts (Video Games)
21 Apr 2023
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By this point, Riku has loved him for so long that he doesn’t notice the emotion maturing until it emerges from its chrysalis and tentatively spreads its wings.
A handful of Riku's formative memories from ages five to eighteen, starring Sora.
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18 Jul 2026
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Gin-chan and Zura whispering to each other, stumbling home drunk in the dark, senseless bickering, holding each other close, pressing their foreheads together in the silence. Gin-chan and Toshi, standing side by side, swords raised, shouting matches in the street, fighting in sync, fist fights in the market, understanding someone else wordlessly.Kiyoko, with her long hair, her soft hands, her charming laugh, her pretty kimono. Tsukki, with her calloused hands and her awkward wisdom, her face, all the more beautiful for the scar on it, her strength, her unyielding will. The feeling of the entire world being reduced to one girl.
After the Yagyuu arc, Kagura has a revelation.Bookmarked by kaijusalad
19 May 2026
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An alternate universe where, rather than emerging from the Pacific, monsters appear and multiply in Central Europe.
The year is 2017. Newton Geiszler is an independent researcher seeking to prove his controversial theories regarding the nature and cure of vampirism. Hermann Gottlieb is a vampire hunter determined to win this war—even if it requires sacrifices.
They could have met under better circumstances.
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An AU where Kurogane is (mostly) the son of a small-town baker and Fai is... not. Also featuring wizards, raisin muffins, curses, an abandoned house, and a series of terrible mistakes.