keysimash
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worm factory farming by keysimash
Fandoms: Among Us (Cartoon 2026), Among Us (Video Game)
16 Jun 2026
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go my headcanons
major show spoilers
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i wanted to write them having sex but noooooooooooo i have to do character study first like are we for real are we fucking serious here i always do this to myself why do i always do this to myself by keysimash
Fandoms: Among Us (Cartoon 2026)
14 Jun 2026
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Kinda bad because i started writing before i had a handle on characterization, gonna fix it later. or not
p.s. i'll probably do a real title and description later. smiles
p.p.s. show spoilers. obviously
p.p.p.s i need to edit this to make it more canon compliant
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Pocket Guide to Breaking HR Regulations With Equally Mediocre, Formless, Nonsexual Beings Who're Very, Very Ugly by keysimash
Fandoms: Among Us (Cartoon 2026)
06 Jun 2026
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"So just... taking information?"
"Their activities, their research, locations of asteroids they're mining, everything you can get your hands on," Boss replies. "I want you to fuck them over. Every last one of them. Leave no stone on that ship unturned, so to speak."
You close the last page of the folder and drum your fingers on the table thoughtfully.
"With pleasure, Boss."
(You take that statement a bit too literally.)
(AKA I wanted to be the first /Reader)
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When I was a teen, I was obsessed with this website, writetube.com. You had to fill this box with a certain amount of words, then you could click through what other people wrote. I spent hours and hours on it, to the point I would find my own messages on it sometimes! Poetry, stories, love confessions, from people all over the world...
Eventually I started copy pasting the ones I found funny, interesting, weird, gross, touching, or otherwise noteworthy into a document. Some of the phrases and words have stuck in my head this whole time. I didn't get all the ones I liked... but I'm glad I got some, because that website is gone now. The document has been sitting in my files for years now. It's time to let the words out into the world again.
I put them here, so I don't lose them.
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Is Nobody Else Gonna Pop That Rabbit's Cherry?! by keysimash
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
01 Apr 2026
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You arrive in The Amazing Digital Circus, and to prevent your sanity from deteriorating, quickly arrive at one goal: to test the limits of what that mass of teeth considers "family friendly."
(This started with full intentions of fucking Jax, and the more I wrote the more I realized: Jax ain't easy, and this is gonna be longer than I thought. Consider this a slow burn where I try to keep everyone as in-character as possible. When rabbit-fucking actually commences, I'll update the summary with the chapters where it takes place, in case you're too horny for plot.)
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A heavy flush instantly covered Lime’s face. The two don't know they're in the vent.
EDIT: FIXED THE TITLE'S TYPOBookmarked by keysimash
23 Jul 2026
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do not leave your almost all over me by sincerelysamedt
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Among Us (Cartoon 2026)
18 Jul 2026
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MIRA HQ has strict policies against workplace relationships.
Not that would apply to Red and Purple, of course. One, because they're interns. Two, because they're friends. And three, because they aren't having sex with each other.
It isn't sex if you don't move.
Or, what happens when cockwarming is a loophole to the new company memo.
Bookmarked by keysimash
22 Jul 2026
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have you no idea that you're in deep? by sincerelysamedt for nectarmouth
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Among Us (Cartoon 2026)
27 Jun 2026
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That's how black holes are formed, Red remembers from Intro to the Galaxy 0167. Pressure. Density. Too much in too little of a space. The handbook and the modules and the PowerPoints in the MIRA Workspace online Classroom said not to come near it, but you don't see them until they start pulling you in.
As part of Purple's onboarding on the Skeld, Purple meets the Captain.
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13 Jul 2026
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laundry and taxes with you by sincerelysamedt
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Among Us (Cartoon 2026)
05 Jul 2026
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"We should get married."
This is how Red dies; mouth full of chewed-up pizza crusts on a Tuesday afternoon, during their government-mandated thirty-minute lunch at their unpaid internship.
Red, at least, has the decency to swallow first.
"Yes." Which comes out just a touch too quick, reel it back the fuck in. "I mean, why?"
The practical benefits of a young marriage, discussed in the aforementioned government-mandated thirty-minutes.
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13 Jul 2026
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"A-ah! Blue…"
"Shhh, dearest," Blue coos as he lowers himself. When he's sat fully on Yellow's lap, the cowboy's cock buried inside him, he lets out a soft sigh. "Oh, that's good…"
"Y-yeah?" Yellow perks up a little.
"Oh, yes. Now, you remember what I said, right?"
"Y-yes, 'm not supposed ta come…"
"Good! Good, good…Well then, are you ready to begin?"
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12 Jul 2026