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Working alongside new DADA professor, Draco Malfoy, to strengthen the ties between the Wizarding World and Muggle-kind at Hogwarts, Hermione is tasked with befriending her old foe to discover what secrets are lurking in the depths of Britain's magical world.
With the looming threat of war, the loss of those they hold dear, and the betrayal of familiar faces, Hermione and Draco find themselves following each other into the flames, whilst figuring out if their growing connection is worth the burn.
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17 Jul 2026
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While tackling one of the remaining wings of Malfoy Manor, Hermione and Draco get trapped in a room that has clearly been prepared for a Beltane fertility ritual.
Better yet: the Manor won’t let them out until they fuck right.
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07 Jul 2026
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And thus began a very complicated and unideal state of affairs in which Draco couldn’t ask whether the world-ending, all-consuming randiness he felt all day every day from that point on was a symptom of his magical fake-real (but mostly fake) pregnancy and something that she was also experiencing, or simply the logical progression of his hithertofore unacknowledged obsession with Hermione Granger.
Or, Draco has couvade syndrome (the magical version!) thrust upon him.
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02 Jul 2026
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In third year, Hermione Granger punches Draco Malfoy.
He retaliates by stealing her first kiss.
Somehow it doesn't end there.
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02 Jul 2026
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What if the Deathly Hallows was done differently?
What if some of the bad guys were not so bad?
What if there was a lot more collaboration and communication?
What if Draco ends up on the run with the Golden Trio?Rules:
Please do not tell Rodolphus where Severus hides the good wine.
Please do not cast Muffliato spells around Phineas.
Please do not tell Draco he is about to go camping.Series
- Part 1 of Oops! I Joined The Good Guys Series
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02 Jul 2026