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He's never been a fan of defusing explosives. It's never as simple as cut the red wire, enter this code into that console—there's always something tricky, something to make you nervous and on edge, which seems sensible considering the possibility of ejecting your arse two floors up.
He'd love for Soap to have that one magical red wire he could simply cut through and make it all normal, but there is none. He can't make out any wires because right now Soap is made of all the wires the world has to offer, a bundle of emotions and C4, and he's not sure how to untangle it without making any more mess.
Alternatively, Soap fucks around, Ghost's leg finds out. It's hard to guess where a guilt trip might take you.
And then there are the e-mails.
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outcast of all this night by gaypiratedivorce
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - All Media Types
30 Dec 2022
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"Please don't tell me Louis dumped you and now you're fucking with my work to get back at him."
Armand blinks. He appears confused by the notion, the same way Louis looked puzzled when Daniel called Armand his boyfriend. Maybe, Daniel thinks as he watches a minute frown appear on Armand's brow, a little annoyed as well. "You insist on judging us by mortal standards. Louis has been my companion for seventy years, and we have eternity to look forward to."
"If he used the words I need some space, that means he dumped you. You can ask Reddit if you don't trust me."
After a month in Dubai, Daniel Molloy is back home and miraculously alive, eager to get to work on his first draft. The vampire Armand has other plans.
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04 Apr 2026
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ISO: Carer to look after my father for 8 weeks this summer.
Dad is 71, early stage Parkinson’s disease, broke his hip 6 weeks ago. No signs of cognitive decline; mostly needs help with household tasks (cooking, light cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping), getting dressed, showering, changing cat litter/general cat care, getting to and from appointments.
Please know what you are getting into; Dad is physically more or less in good health but awful at accepting his limitations, unnecessarily mean, generally uncooperative, and largely nocturnal. Imagine yourself caring for a feral raccoon that is convinced it’s going to write another book, then subtract everything that is cute about raccoons.
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03 Apr 2026
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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25 Mar 2026
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talk to me dirty; talk to me sweet by thesweetestdream
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
28 Jun 2026
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Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.
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Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.
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15 Feb 2026
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It was easy for Will Byers to fall in love with Mike Wheeler.
The trouble came when he had to pretend it wasn't real.
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02 Jan 2026