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    A Jayroy no-capes AU because I can. Warning: enough fluff to rot your teeth.

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    My contributions to the New Atlantis Lesbian Agenda.

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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    “Louis,” Lestat said, the edges of his voice only cracking a little. Offering up the most casual and unaffected smile he could manage. “To what do I owe the pleasure this evening?”

    Louis’ eyes flicked from Lestat’s face slowly downward, lingering on his bare torso in a way that made Lestat feel like he was being eaten alive. “In town on business,” he said when his eyes landed squarely on Lestat’s face again. A little curl in one corner of his mouth, his eyes an otherworldly green Lestat ached to dive into. “Decided I was in the mood for a show. You gonna invite me in?”

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    08 Jul 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    "I have found you someone."

    "I'm not hungry," Louis sneered, throwing her a half glare before returning to his book.

    "Non, not to eat, to fuck," Madeleine laughed, throwing herself over the back of the couch, her feet landing in Louis' lap.

    "I'm with Armand," he replied, pushing her off.

    Madeleine snorted. It was not a kind noise to begin with, but she seasoned it further with toxic levels of scorn.

    "Oh, oui? He makes you so happy, Louis? You are so in love?" She grinned. "I can hear the devotion in your voice." She dropped her voice into a lower register and mimicked an American accent badly. Blandly. Reciting his words back to him with condescension. "'I'm with Armand.'" She gagged.

    Madeleine sets Louis up on a blind date. It ends exactly how you expect it will.

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    05 Jul 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    "Do you want to fuck him?" he asks, digging into his head more forcefully. Alex resists for a moment, his face contorting into a grimace of pain before relaxing all at once. "Did you fuck him?"

    "No— Mon Cher, no. No one—"

    "Shut up, I'm asking him. I can read his thoughts, not yours."

     

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    Louis finally meets Lestat’s bandmates.

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    28 Jun 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    When Louis finally turned around and laid eyes on Lestat, more handsome than he could have ever imagined, he thought I am going to know this man for the rest of my life.

    And now here he is, staring at the rest of his life in the form of divorce papers, returned to sender and unsigned from wherever on tour Lestat happened to intercept them.

    or Louis gets a divorce. Kind of. Maybe

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    27 Jun 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    Lestat's reinvention of himself as a 21st century man with a successful music career gives Louis brand new unprecedented opportunities to be totally normal about him.

    (Or: one time Louis can't tell if Lestat actually hasn't heard of OnlyFans or if he's just playing dumb to make Louis explain it to him, and several times Daniel regrets showing up.)

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    25 Jun 2026

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