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  1. Summary

    A silly discipline-based alternate universe where there really isn't a timeline, there's probably no continuity, and the only source of Truth is that AFC Richmond have a club paddle- that is, a spanking paddle that's used to paddle the players when they're not their usual loveable selves.

    That's it. That's the only rule: The Richmond Club Paddle must make an appearance.

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  2. Summary

    In a world where Littles are known, not a lot has changed for Jamie Tartt- his dad still sucks, so he's grown up suppressing his Little side as hard as he can.

    But some things have changed, because when Roy Kent encounters Little Jamie in a drop, he goes from resenting the little prick to taking care of him in about two seconds flat.

    Or, the adventures of Daddy Roy and Little Jamie

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  3. Summary

    Rebecca Welton and Roy Kent don't seem to have a lot in common, aside from Richmond AFC. And a healthy disdain for Rupert Mannion.

    But that's enough to get them talking. How they go from that to raising children together? Well, that's slightly more complicated. But only slightly, to be fair.

    Or, the Roybecca Besties Raising Babies Together AU that nobody asked for

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  4. Summary

    Roy Kent is six-year-old Jamie's favorite footballer, and close to Georgie's age, so she flirts with him to get her son's poster signed. In another universe, it would just be a distant memory.

    In this universe, that flirtation leads to a date, leads to a relationship, leads to marriage, leads to Roy as wee Jamie's stepdad.

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  5. Summary

    Jamie was never in danger of being the teacher's pet in school- too distracted by football to know all the answers, too antsy to be well-behaved. And his coaches liked him more than his teachers, yeah, cause he was always headed for the Prem, but it wasn't until Roy started coaching him properly that he ever became a coach's favorite.

    He was still Jamie, though, so he was never gonna be the perfect example on how to behave. Good thing Roy seemed to enjoy him being a brat.

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    Jamie Tartt were the best striker in the fucking league. Everyone knew he were the best, and everyone knew he had to be a sado dom, because sado doms made the best strikers, didn't they?

    It were all the aggression they brought to the pitch.

    But Jamie Tartt had a secret.

    Or at least, he did have a secret, until his loan to Richmond AFC.

    He'd done so good- no one'd guessed he was a sub in academy or at Man City. He'd done everything, to keep that secret a fucking secret.

    He'd done so good, until Roy fucking Kent figured it out.

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    26 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THE SERIES I HAVE BEEN WANTING SINCE WATCHING THIS SHOW FINALLY EXISTS. EVERYONE COME READ IT