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Pearl surveyed the room much more thoroughly, stopping short when she spotted the now open bathroom door with a pig sniffing around the doorframe.
“I— is that— that’s not a pig is it?”
Apo let out a whine, and when Pearl spun back around to face her, they were pulling at their hair, “Truffleee…”
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Five times Apo and Pyro tried (and failed miserably) to hide Truffle from their friends, plus one time they didn't even bother to try.
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Apo lurched forward, swaying on their feet, and Scott, faster than she could see, stepped into the chicken pen and caught them.
He looked… worried, which was most likely the delirium talking.
Scott’s hands held tightly onto their shoulders, his nails digging in past the fabric of her coat and sleeves and into her skin. She winced in discomfort, and Scott lightened his grip, though there was no sign of guilt on his face.
“Eat.”
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Apo decides she can't keep starving herself and makes her way to the Castle to gorge herself on some of the livestock she knows they have. They can only hope they won't run into any vampires while she's there.
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Playing for Keeps by LogicalBookThief
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
26 Nov 2019
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"Before the break, we asked our contestants: who was your first love? Richie, what did you write?"
Your mom
"Heh. That's what we get for inviting a comedian on the show," Chet snorts. "Very mature, Mr. Trashmouth. Maybe your partner can illuminate us. You guys were childhood friends, right? So fill us in, Eddie. Who was Richie's first love?"
Rolling his eyes, Eddie flips over his card.
My mom
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29 Mar 2026
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this was SO fucking funny oh my god, i was giggling the whole time
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u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnDu/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]
Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.
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05 Mar 2026
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first stranger things fic ive properly read since the finale dropped i think this was SO good :) the author did an AMAZING job with the formatting and mike was written brilliantly <3
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Things that Happen after Eddie Lives by shinycopperpenny
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
01 Oct 2019
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In a world where Richie manages to save Eddie from It after the deadlights, they still have problems on their to-do list. Featuring everything from Derry to Los Angeles—Richie Tozier's murder trial, Eddie Kaspbrak's divorce proceedings, bedsharing of the platonic and non-platonic varieties, an investigation of magic, a truly disgusting séance, the quintessential morosexual road trip, and OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES.
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17 Jan 2026
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seven years late, but so SO glad i found this fic holyyyyy shit.
genuinely, i think, one of the best IT fics i've ever read. im SUCHHH a sucker for the losers having their own kind of eldritch magic (oh the shining, how i love thee), and also its just so so well written?? also i love the whole concept of richie having to be in a murder trial, cuz i never see that in post IT chapter 2 fics (that also include eddie living)
i havent read the other installments in this series yet, but i am SO excited to. as of now though, im under the impression that this specifically is the best written IT fic I have ever read and will ever read.
(funniest part of this fic was i missed the smut tags until halfway thru and decided to persevere anyway because the fic was that good (chronic smut hater lmao))
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lost boys, lost girls, we won't live forever by Kody (saturated)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
10 Feb 2020
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“What’s Eddie’s deal?” she asked point blank.
“What do you mean?” Richie said.
“Why does he hate me?” Bev asked.
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02 Jan 2026
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ohhhhh wtffffff i love this so much tears tears in my eddie kaspbrak and beverly marsh loving eyes.... MY BABIES :((((( THEYRE HDHIUWEGUIFWGEUIWTGUEHUGEUGREHUGEHIU
me when i put sonia kaspbrak and wtv bev's dad's name is on my hitlist >:(this was so so good !!!!
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"I seriously think you need to get your head checked," Eddie finally responded, and somehow Richie could tell he was smiling, "-Were you fucking dropped as a baby? Multiple times?"
"As much as I would love to answer your question, Spaghetti," Richie responded, in a prim proper voice, "-I am not at liberty to know. You see, dear Eduardo, when I was mayhaps dropped, I would've been a baby-"
"Eduardo?" Eddie commented, and Richie could nearly see him scrunch up his nose in disgust.
"First you say, don't call me Eddie dickweed," Richie lists off, "-then you say that's not my name, I don't like it, they're stupid-"
"They are stupid, dickweed," he replied, "-but I like them. For some weird fucking reason."
Richie felt his heart flutter in his chest, before asking, "How does that make sense?"
"You're stupid," Eddie added -a little too nonchalantly, "-and I like you."
or a Reddie Twitch Streamer AU
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