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    Rozanov
    hello this is ilya rozanov

    Rozanov
    can you please stop with this

    Rozanov
    i am not homophobic

    Rozanov
    hollander is not homophobic 

    Rozanov
    you are making my life very hard🙄🙄

    Vaughny
    maybe u should stop being a homophobic asshole

    Scott
    Well, I’m glad to hear you’re not homophobic but I’d love to see some actual proof of that first.

    Rozanov
    i hate you both

    Rozanov
    one moment

    Rozanov
    i wanted to send picture of me fucking my boyfriend as proof

    Rozanov
    but he said no😣😣😣😣

    (after a misunderstanding, ilya is cancelled for being homophobic to scott hunter. when shane and ilya announce their friendship, shane is also cancelled for the association with a 'homophobe')

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    21 Jul 2026

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    “Sleeping with your greatest enemy,” Ilya whispered against the side of Shane’s neck, nipping softly against the skin. “What would they think of you?”

    “You’re not my greatest enemy. My greatest rival obviously. But enemy? No. Not even close to the greatest.”

    “Who is it then?” Ilya huffed and Shane almost laughed at how offended Ilya seemed at losing to some unknown person.

    Without hesitation, Shane answered: “Jacqueline Louvier.”

    “Who is… who is Jacqueline Louvier?”

    “Hayden’s wife.”

    “Your greatest enemy is Jackie Pike?!?”

    Shane Hollander is a lycan who is exasperated by his best friend getting constantly knocked up. Ilya Rozanov is a vampire who has no idea that lycans have secondary sexes.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    "You do realise half of our fans want to fuck you?" Shane exhaled, watching the fireflies dance in the evening sky. Ilya shrugged.
    "They want to fuck all of us, that's how it works. What, do you think they don't want to fuck you?" He lowered his voice, teasing him. "Because I read some interesting things on Twitter."
    "Shut up."
    "You are very popular with the girls. Good boy, bass player, good looks, gentleman, probably they think you are a beast in bed."
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    Shane Hollander is the goody-two-shoes Canadian bassist of Ice Crawlers. Ilya Rozanov is their loud Russian drummer. As the band reaches unprecedented levels of success and fame in the early 2010's, these two can't stay away from each other - even though the last thing their careers need is a sexual scandal between two of the most popular rock stars of their time.

    Rockband AU!

    If you're like me and Hollanov hit you the same way Larry Stylinson did when you were 12, good luck and have fun.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    The last thing Shane and Ilya expected when they died after living a long, happy life together was to wake up back in their 17 years old bodies the day they first met.

    They get to redo everything together and to fix what they got wrong the first time.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander comes out as gay after a video of him talking to Rose Landry is leaked the week before he has to go to All-Stars 2017.

    Shane is not going to let a bunch of homophobes scare him.

    Although, as Ilya Rozanov is starting to figure out, they might not be as homophobic as they all seem...

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    AKA Half the league is having a sexuality crisis. The other half is lying.

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    20 Jul 2026