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"And who are you supposed to be?” he growls with a heavy Scottish accent and gives the angel a heavy Scottish once-over.
Crowley can’t be sure if Aziraphale is extremely bad at playing humans or extremely bad at acting gay. He’s making his mannerism pronounced to their absolute maximum. It’s simultaneously so fucking endearing and a bit cringe.
He’s standing there in his beige clothes, sans the coat, with his legs drawn together, his elbows bent, his fingers slightly fisted. But worst of all, he’s pushing on his friendly act beyond the fact that the man before him is as hostile as a swarm of hornets.
“My name’s Aziraphale,” he coos and bends himself at the waist to offer his hand. “I’m a new tenant of miss Tracy’s. Here with my husband.”
Or...
Can two familiars who have been observing humans for centuries act as ones? Well, they'd better, as the way things look, they'll soon get replaced by AI.
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05 Jun 2026
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Jeeves and the Court Acquittal, or something to that effect by nightcoyote
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
28 May 2026
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After a long grace period of peace for a certain young master and valet, they find themselves in the soup yet again after receiving a telegram from an aged relative (one who has a penchant for gnawing on nephew's bones, that is) demanding Bertie's presence at Brinkley Court. Not only is Aunt Agatha threatening him with another marriage to an undoubtedly rougish beazel, but also legally threatening his man, Jeeves. Everything begins to unfold rather unexpectedly, thereon, and something dreadful is afoot with Jeeves!
Written as well as I could manage in P.G. Wodehouse's style. Please enjoy!
May have a very inconsistent writing schedule (college will do that), so be warned!Bookmarked by maclare
26 May 2026
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HUMAN AU
Aziraphale hires a sex worker named A. J. Crowley — but not for the reasons you might think.Welcome to the definition of "crack treated seriously"! The overall tone of this fic is light-hearted and fluffy, but there are some more serious stories/themes in the later chapters. But I promise — if you're here for fluff (and a little bit of sexiness), you will not be disappointed (at least, I hope)!
2026/05/09: Only 4-5 more chapters to go! All remaining chapters are fully outlined and some partially written (the only question in number of chapters is if I end up splitting any into two parts). I hope you enjoy this silly, sexy ride!
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22 May 2026
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Ah, I thought, having to confront at Mr Wooster’s utterance the very description I had taken pains to avoid dwelling on. Mr Wooster had regular nightmares featuring his aunt as a three-headed dragon and in these dreams I was his knight (in shining armour).
Or, when a rummy dream-sharing epidemic sweeps across the United Kingdom, Bertie and Jeeves learn more about one another dreams than they may have cared for.
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17 May 2026
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Time & Time Again - Chapter 2: So It Was When My Life Began by HostofGoldenDaffodils
Fandoms: Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV), Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
09 Jun 2026
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Captain Arthur Hastings of the USS Wordsworth has somehow been whisked back to the Earth of the mid-1930s! Almost the very moment he gets there, he finds himself caught up in the middle of a murder investigation, working alongside the famous detective, Hercule Poirot! But something strange is going on... The murder victim has green blood. It's up to Captain Hastings to find out the truth: What was a Vulcan doing in 1930s London, and who killed her?
Meanwhile, in the 2330s, the crew of the USS Wordsworth are forced to abandon their search for the captain and turn their battered, malfunctioning ship towards home. With their external sensors malfunctioning, they're flying nearly blind, making it very difficult for the crew to detect the sinister threats that may be lurking nearby... or perhaps the threats that may be lurking right under their noses...
Perhaps, with the help of a few upstanding members of the crew, Ambassador Poirot can get the USS Wordsworth to reveal her secrets, despite the looming threat of danger...
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- Part 2 of T&TA
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14 May 2026