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    “Wei Wuxian, Wei Wuxian, what have you done…” he whispered, imploring himself.

    Wei Wuxian looked down, bewildered at the sight of perky, steadily leaking breasts. He stared with widened eyes as a cloudy liquid dribbled down toward his navel, before pooling at his pelvis and drenching the waistband of his trousers.

    Hesitantly, with wary bony fingers, Wei Wuxian traced the wet path of the milky substance until he reached his pubic area, his heart beating wildly with trepidation at what he ultimately knew he would discover.

    He pressed down where his cock should be but…

    He felt nothing.

    He felt nothing but smoothness.

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    Wei Wuxian has been told several times that trouble finds him without him even trying, but this time the trouble might bring him closer to all the things he’s ever wanted: a family and a place to belong.

    (tl;dr or in which wei wuxian accidentally gives himself tits and a pussy via talisman malfunction and complete chaos ensues)

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Grasping the emperor’s hands in his, Wei Ying squeezes them excitedly. “Lan Zhaan, I came to tell you first. A-Cheng and I are finally getting betrothed. I… will soon become someone else’s wife.”

    For a brief second, Lan Wangji cannot see. Cannot feel his body, cannot even draw breath. Even death would be preferable to this. “You… are marrying… Jiang Wanyin?”

    He wants, so desperately, to say: I know you never loved me.

    Yet the words claw at his throat: But did you have to love him?

    Or, Emperor Lan Wangji steals another man’s bride. By hook or by crook, Wei Ying is his.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Ranwan stalker AU based on a prompt from the 2HA kinkmeme.

    READ ALL TAGS BEFORE PROCEEDING PLEASE!

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    02 Dec 2025

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    Someone is following Chu Wanning around.

    Chu Wanning never thought of himself as particularly interesting, so he just chooses to ignore it. That person may have taken this as encouragement and starts getting bolder in his actions.

    Normal people might call the person a stalker, but Chu Wanning is not so sure... an "unconventional" suitor, perhaps?

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    23 Nov 2025

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    “What the hell are you doing? Keep your fucking seatbelt on.”

    “You need something to keep you awake,” Mu Qing shifts, turning on the seat to face Feng Xin, his knee brushing the gearshift. He schools his expression into a disinterested mask, but his hands have the faintest tremor as he reaches over the center console to unbutton Feng Xin's jeans. “Here’s something. Keep your eyes on the road.”

    "Mu Qing, you cannot be fucking serious."

    It wasn't like this was out of left field: they had an arrangement.

    It's past midnight, and they're still an hour and a half from Chicago, going steady down I-94 from a venue called Banyue Pass. When Feng Xin needs something to keep him awake, Mu Qing chooses an activity he knows will shut his brain off, at least for a little while.

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    26 Oct 2025