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Wildflower and Barley by Orphicee
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
17 Apr 2026
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“Wei Wuxian, Wei Wuxian, what have you done…” he whispered, imploring himself.
Wei Wuxian looked down, bewildered at the sight of perky, steadily leaking breasts. He stared with widened eyes as a cloudy liquid dribbled down toward his navel, before pooling at his pelvis and drenching the waistband of his trousers.
Hesitantly, with wary bony fingers, Wei Wuxian traced the wet path of the milky substance until he reached his pubic area, his heart beating wildly with trepidation at what he ultimately knew he would discover.
He pressed down where his cock should be but…
He felt nothing.
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He felt nothing but smoothness.
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Wei Wuxian has been told several times that trouble finds him without him even trying, but this time the trouble might bring him closer to all the things he’s ever wanted: a family and a place to belong.
(tl;dr or in which wei wuxian accidentally gives himself tits and a pussy via talisman malfunction and complete chaos ensues)
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28 Apr 2026
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the emperor's reluctant bride by sweetlolixo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Jul 2026
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Grasping the emperor’s hands in his, Wei Ying squeezes them excitedly. “Lan Zhaan, I came to tell you first. A-Cheng and I are finally getting betrothed. I… will soon become someone else’s wife.”
For a brief second, Lan Wangji cannot see. Cannot feel his body, cannot even draw breath. Even death would be preferable to this. “You… are marrying… Jiang Wanyin?”
He wants, so desperately, to say: I know you never loved me.
Yet the words claw at his throat: But did you have to love him?
Or, Emperor Lan Wangji steals another man’s bride. By hook or by crook, Wei Ying is his.
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19 Mar 2026
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22 Jan 2026
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I'll Follow You To The Ends of the World by glacierdust
Fandom 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
31 Dec 2020
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Ranwan stalker AU based on a prompt from the 2HA kinkmeme.
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02 Dec 2025
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Every Step You Take by glacierdust for Nasobem
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
19 Aug 2020
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Someone is following Chu Wanning around.
Chu Wanning never thought of himself as particularly interesting, so he just chooses to ignore it. That person may have taken this as encouragement and starts getting bolder in his actions.
Normal people might call the person a stalker, but Chu Wanning is not so sure... an "unconventional" suitor, perhaps?
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- Part 1 of I'll Follow You To The Ends of the World
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23 Nov 2025
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love enough to drown it out by honeydragon
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
28 Sep 2025
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“What the hell are you doing? Keep your fucking seatbelt on.”
“You need something to keep you awake,” Mu Qing shifts, turning on the seat to face Feng Xin, his knee brushing the gearshift. He schools his expression into a disinterested mask, but his hands have the faintest tremor as he reaches over the center console to unbutton Feng Xin's jeans. “Here’s something. Keep your eyes on the road.”
"Mu Qing, you cannot be fucking serious."
It wasn't like this was out of left field: they had an arrangement.
It's past midnight, and they're still an hour and a half from Chicago, going steady down I-94 from a venue called Banyue Pass. When Feng Xin needs something to keep him awake, Mu Qing chooses an activity he knows will shut his brain off, at least for a little while.
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- Part 2 of unnamed chicago AU
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26 Oct 2025
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Boiling Point by honeydragon
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
09 Sep 2025
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“Feng Xin… what do I smell like right now?”
“Anxious fucking omega,” he replied without thinking, but dutifully turned his head to scent him properly. “Jasmine. Clean fabric. Maybe a little pepper too. Generally nice bullshit.”
There was more to it — a strange kind of intensity. Under all the familiar notes of Mu Qing’s scent, there was something sweet. Flowers after a summer rain, orchards heavy with ripe fruit. He smelled of cardamom and warmth, something that made Feng Xin want to pin the omega down and…
Feng Xin’s eyes widened in realization. “Oh fuck me. Mu Qing, are you going into heat?”
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26 Sep 2025
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Wei Wuxian couldn’t help but feel a bit fond, even despite the embarrassment. Hadn’t he just done that a second ago? They were both playing bashful, even when this was just something Wei Wuxian’s mind had come up with.
He licked his lips. “It’s fine. It’s not real.”
Lan Zhan nodded slowly. “This is a dream.”
“Yeah,” Wei Wuxian said, then firmer: “Yes. No harm done. You can eye me up.”
or, wwx and lwj meet in dreams
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12 Sep 2025
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Honesty is the Best Policy (But it Scares the Living Hell Out of Me) by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Dec 2025
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The rules are clear, and also written directly onto the cliff face.
You genuinely cannot miss them.
So Wangji says, “You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen, but I am required to punish you.”
And then realizes exactly what it is that seems to have gone wrong.
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Or right, when you consider the cosmic implications of running into your soulmate at sixteen years old and immediately threatening to have them spanked for breaking the rules.(An AU in which you cannot lie in the presence of your soulmate. And this may or may not give Wei Ying hives.)
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11 Sep 2025
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Jin Ling's birth is the happiest occasion of Jin Zixuan's life. But every gold spoon has some rust: Wei Wuxian has taken up residence too. However, Jin Zixuan has a fool-proof plan to get Wei Wuxian out of his life for good: he's going to find him a spouse. And he's got the perfect person in mind: Nie Mingjue.
Lan Wangji has resigned himself to losing the love of his life without saying a word.
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05 Sep 2025
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but daddy i love him by sweetlolixo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Oct 2025
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Wei Ying narrows his gaze at the stranger. “And what would a spoilt young master like you even know about my Lan-shushu?”
The older man’s smile deepens. “Oh, I know him very well. You may not believe it, but I was even his favorite, once.”
Wei Ying snorts. “Impossible! Shushu’s only ever had one favorite, and that’s me!”
“Perhaps,” the handsome man says, “but how old do you think I am?”
Wei Ying squints again. Looking closer, he’s now noticing the faint hint of crow’s feet around the man’s eyes when he smiles.
“I must be older than you by a good decade or two,” the man hums. “So, it is not too impossible that I could have grown up under your Lan-shushu’s care, too.”
Or, how Lan Qiren’s precious baobei A-Ying comes to fall in love with his exiled nephew, Yiling Patriarch!Lan Wangji.
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19 Jul 2025
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Spare the Ghost King a Bite, and He'll Demand the Entire Banquet by xuanlake
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jun 2025
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Xie Lian learns the hard way that constantly spoiling and promising your husband unlimited affection may have its consequences—especially when said husband is a fearsome calamity with boundless stamina and little to no sense of moderation nor restraint.
Or: a short fic based on MXTX's highlighted comment regarding the events that took place before Xie Lian woke up all bruised and aching in the novel's Amnesia Extra.
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06 Jun 2025
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give and take - or, an exchange of flowers by mekun
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Apr 2024
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Instead of just one stolen kiss, what if the 'maiden' on Phoenix Mountain decided to completely ravish Wei Wuxian?
T-This maiden actually dared to—touch him?!
Lan Zhan, Lan Wangji, he suddenly thought desperately, almost nonsensically, I’ll never try to test your bottom line again! If this what it feels like, I—
This train of thought was immediately interrupted as his knees were forced apart, his legs involuntarily coming together at the ankles, hooking around the warm body in between in order to keep his balance on the thick branch.
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- Part 1 of a blossom plucked on phoenix mountain
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21 May 2025
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“We hear that His Excellency might be married by summer’s end,” the merchant’s wife says and Wei Wuxian freezes, his heart in his throat. “The Gusu Lan sect has been buying enough red silk and brocade that the merchants in Caiyi can’t satisfy the demand.”
He feels himself grow brittle inside, like a flick of a finger to his temple might make him shatter. His ears are ringing.
“Who’s the lucky bride?” he asks despite himself. His tongue sticks to the roof of his mouth.
Or: The story of a marriage.
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- Part 1 of long way home
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14 May 2025
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Shi Qingxuan was born to be doted on.
It’s a feat that He Xuan, to this day, hasn’t figured out. Her parents, first, then her brother, all splurging to give her the shiniest life with the bloodiest money.
And He Xuan could never argue that he’s any different, try as he might.
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02 May 2025
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sunflowers by iskendaris for hisashi772
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Sep 2019
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The esteemed Highness the Crown Prince of Wu Yong was like the one and only sun in the Kingdom of Wu Yong.
Post-Canon Fix-it. Jun Wu doesn't die, Mei Nianqing takes him home. They work through 2000 years of trust issues with a little laughter, a little sorrow, rather filthy smut (courtesy of Jun Wu's dirty mouth).
Gift for @hisashi772 !! Please see the absolutely beautiful accompanying art:
https://twitter.com/hisashi772/status/1179382350859374592- Language:
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30 Apr 2025
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during sex i sometimes wonder if my opponent secretly likes me by skadii
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Nov 2023
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Mu Qing is hit with sex pollen. Feng Xin helps him out.
One of these things is true.
“Gorgeous,” Feng Xin’s repeating, over and over. “You’re perfect. Never known someone to take my cock so well.”
Mu Qing drags himself from his stupor. “What,” he gasps, “like it’s hard?”
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28 Apr 2025
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low-key wanna date you when you fuck me by skadii
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Sep 2022
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There's a guy on the couch with his arm around Mu Qing's shoulders.
"How do you pick these guys?" Feng Xin says. "Do you really just go for the biggest dick you can find, personality doesn’t factor in at all?”
“By those criteria you would be at the top of my list,” Mu Qing snarls.
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27 Apr 2025
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Go Beyond Our Fighting Borders by UnhookedStar
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2021
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“So what’s the issue then?” Xie Lian asks.
Feng Xin takes a deep breath in, lets it out, and then breathes in again. “What I’m trying to say is, I think I’m homophobic.”
Or, Mu Qing starts going out on dates, and Feng Xin starts slowly losing his mind.
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27 Apr 2025
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while you were sleeping i dreamed about you by babbyleeknow
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Apr 2024
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There was a way. He Xuan inhaled shakily, though he didn’t need to breathe. He nodded, once. “Tell me.”
“A flower,” Hua Cheng said. “Eternal Blooming Blood Camellia. Rare enough, but if someone of your rank is looking, you’ll find it without much trouble.”
“And it will make them—”
Hua Cheng held up a finger, an obnoxious be-quiet gesture, but He Xuan listened. He needed to know.
“When ingested by an immortal, the flower grants that immortal the power to share the gift of immortality with another. There’s a bit of a process. Harvest the flower together. They eat the petals. Then it’s a simple blood-letting, blood-drinking ritual. Nothing too involved.”
He Xuan is going to be undead forever, but Shi Qingxuan only has a short, mortal lifespan left. Facing this fact, He Xuan has no choice but to confront his feelings for Shi Qingxuan, and to try and mend things between them while there's still time.
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24 Apr 2025