mortemir
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“You don’t understand… They’re dead. They’re all dead!”
“We know, we saw the battle–”
“No! My crew! It started with just two and then… then it… we all… we started killing each other. We all killed each other till there was nobody left!”+++
A ghostly kingdom, a vast treasure, a mystery war and something very wrong with Sanji and Zoro.
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“I have what now?” Sanji looked at Chopper like he'd just grown a third antler.
“A cold. You know, sneezing, coughing, feeling rough. You'll live.”
“That's ridiculous. I've never been sick in my life.”What happens when Sanji falls sick at the wrong time of year? Who will feed the crew? And why is Zoro so weird about it?
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It wasn’t like that. Not really. It’s not like they were making out or anything. It wasn’t sexual. They were satisfying the occasional curiosity. Healthy, boyish curiosity. That’s all it was. Just getting ready for the real thing, for when it happened, you know? It wasn’t complicated. And it was definitely not driving them both up the fucking wall.
Aka, guys, is it gay if I jerk off my crewmate?
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"Zoro... there's something... I need to tell you."
"Whatever it is, tell me tomorrow."A bloodied hand grabs Zoro's shirt, desperate and bruising, any strength left in that fist. There won't be a tomorrow.
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There are things Sanji would only say on his deathbed. And now he has to face the consequences.
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He disliked this, the anticipation. His body surged with latent energy, like a current, he would have thought, had he known what a current was. The big fight was hours away, the night a void between him and it and he knew he needed to sleep, but he couldn’t so much as sit down. He’d bathed. He’d had a drink. He was more tense than ever.
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It's the night before the battle at Mount Hiei and Sanosuke can't sleep. If only there was some way to relieve tension.
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Just your average PWP sex pollen ZoSan oneshot where nothing much else happens. Don't look at the word count don't worry about it
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“Zoro,” Sanji called out, his voice dry and croaking. Zoro had been standing some ways off on the beach with arms folded, and had started half-jogging once Usopp started yelling, likely assuming it to be his usual exaggeration, but after hearing Sanji’s voice he was bounding across the beach, kicking sand behind him in great bursts. ... Sanji’s head lolled on his shoulders enough to catch the closest expression Zoro had ever made to fear. Ooh, he must really look like a wreck. This was the right choice.
Usopp and Brook were speaking over each other in hysterics and Zoro was reaching out to help shoulder some of Sanji’s dead weight - Sanji took a deep, shaky breath and summoned the last of his strength to drag his arm from around Brook’s shoulder and throw it around Zoro’s instead, collapsing against his chest. All four men fell silent.
“Zoro- please-” Sanji rasped, and he saw Zoro’s good eye widen, his lips barely parted- “I need you, Zoro.”
And he gripped both sides of his head to drag him into the sloppiest kiss of his life before promptly blacking out.- Language:
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14 Jul 2026
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Breaking Point by Blasphemyandtheboys
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
30 Nov 2025
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Sanji looks best when he's being put in his place. Zoro gets a unique opportunity to learn this lesson when he finds himself stuck in a closet with the cook for an indeterminate amount of time.
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- Part 7 of Palate Cleansers
- Part 6 of Word Of Mouth
- Part 1 of Beat Them Up
Bookmarked by mortemir
13 Jul 2026
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Sanji liked knowing that Zoro had to put all his energy into pushing him to his limits. He liked witnessing for himself the fact that he could handle everything the swordsman threw at him. He liked the man’s brutal strength, his cruelty, his never-really-satisfied desire, his hunger for the cook’s body.
And fuck, did he like that cock.
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29 Jan 2025
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A Green-Haired Man and a Yellow-Haired Man have no memories or names. What they do have is a new job, a small room to share, and an infinite number of nicknames to throw at each other until one sticks.
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05 Jul 2026
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“I need a date.”
Sanji’s head bats back and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever song and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.
Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”
“What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”
“Okay,” Zoro says, “so, like, a fluffer—?”
“NO!”
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Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.
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- Part 1 of that frou frou shit
Bookmarked by mortemir
14 Jun 2026