1 - 20 of 63 Bookmarks by mortemir
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Just your average PWP sex pollen ZoSan oneshot where nothing much else happens. Don't look at the word count don't worry about it
- - -
“Zoro,” Sanji called out, his voice dry and croaking. Zoro had been standing some ways off on the beach with arms folded, and had started half-jogging once Usopp started yelling, likely assuming it to be his usual exaggeration, but after hearing Sanji’s voice he was bounding across the beach, kicking sand behind him in great bursts. ... Sanji’s head lolled on his shoulders enough to catch the closest expression Zoro had ever made to fear. Ooh, he must really look like a wreck. This was the right choice.
Usopp and Brook were speaking over each other in hysterics and Zoro was reaching out to help shoulder some of Sanji’s dead weight - Sanji took a deep, shaky breath and summoned the last of his strength to drag his arm from around Brook’s shoulder and throw it around Zoro’s instead, collapsing against his chest. All four men fell silent.
“Zoro- please-” Sanji rasped, and he saw Zoro’s good eye widen, his lips barely parted- “I need you, Zoro.”
And he gripped both sides of his head to drag him into the sloppiest kiss of his life before promptly blacking out.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,980
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 109
- Kudos:
- 1,713
- Bookmarks:
- 405
- Hits:
- 19,464
Bookmarked by mortemir
14 Jul 2026
-
Breaking Point by Blasphemyandtheboys
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
30 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
Sanji looks best when he's being put in his place. Zoro gets a unique opportunity to learn this lesson when he finds himself stuck in a closet with the cook for an indeterminate amount of time.
Series
- Part 7 of Palate Cleansers
- Part 6 of Word Of Mouth
- Part 1 of Beat Them Up
Bookmarked by mortemir
13 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
A Green-Haired Man and a Yellow-Haired Man have no memories or names. What they do have is a new job, a small room to share, and an infinite number of nicknames to throw at each other until one sticks.
Bookmarked by mortemir
05 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Hooking up with Sanji was supposed to be simple; nothing beyond a tacit agreement to have a good time. Unfortunately, too much might have been left unspoken and Zoro's about to lose what little he allowed himself to have with Sanji.
Maybe it's time he stops pretending he doesn't know exactly what he wants.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,388
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 342
- Kudos:
- 1,057
- Bookmarks:
- 179
- Hits:
- 13,513
Bookmarked by mortemir
14 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“I need a date.”
Sanji’s head bats back and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever song and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.
Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”
“What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”
“Okay,” Zoro says, “so, like, a fluffer—?”
“NO!”
--
Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.
Series
- Part 1 of that frou frou shit
Bookmarked by mortemir
14 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Sanji is still reeling from the trauma of what happened on Whole Cake Island, and to make matters worse, Zoro is now nursing a chip on his shoulder for no seemingly good reason. When the strawhats journey are delayed by a strange island popping up in their midsts, the crew will have to solve the mystery of Shard Island before they lose their very lives in the process.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 216,574
- Chapters:
- 41/41
- Comments:
- 1,745
- Kudos:
- 3,425
- Bookmarks:
- 631
- Hits:
- 97,555
Bookmarked by mortemir
02 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“In a way, all the people I met are my saviors—I just want to vanish without hurting any of them.”
— Sanji, ‘ch. 845’
~
After Whole Cake Island, Sanji returns to the crew – happy to be reunited with his real family – but unaware that something very important is missing…
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 139,537
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 657
- Kudos:
- 2,487
- Bookmarks:
- 725
- Hits:
- 83,769
Bookmarked by mortemir
11 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
It's Chopper's birthday and he has a very special tradition to share with the crew: a week of secret Santa gifts.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,660
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 5
- Kudos:
- 120
- Bookmarks:
- 8
- Hits:
- 590
Bookmarked by mortemir
02 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
All Zoro wanted was to enjoy a cold beer and nice meal after a long day of bounty hunting—and now he has to seduce and kill a vampire...
Bookmarked by mortemir
29 Dec 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Sanji was sure he heard the idiot incorrectly. It was the only possibility.
“Gross, dude—TMI,” Usopp grimaces.
“What do you mean? I spread men all of the time!” Zoro shoots back with an indignant scowl.
Okay, then Sanji heard him perfectly.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,864
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 241
- Kudos:
- 2,384
- Bookmarks:
- 365
- Hits:
- 26,826
Bookmarked by mortemir
08 Dec 2025
-
Tags
Summary
"Look, I just always thought — you know, you give me shit for the woman thing and now I know you've got a man thing —”
“I do not have a man thing,” Zoro snapped. “Just because you're a pervert doesn't mean the rest of us turn into lust crazed animals when we're into someone.”
or
Sanji tries to get Zoro laid.
Bookmarked by mortemir
02 Dec 2025
-
Tags
Summary
A night encounter complicates Zoro and Sanji’s relationship in an unexpected way, and as time passes, they find themselves drawn together.
Life becomes infinitely more tangled while they attempt to navigate the changing bond between them, and struggle to understand what they truly mean to each other.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 162,618
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Comments:
- 584
- Kudos:
- 1,113
- Bookmarks:
- 265
- Hits:
- 29,215
Bookmarked by mortemir
24 Nov 2025
-
Tags
Summary
It had been bad enough trapped on a boat with Zoro, body and face and voice sending Sanji's imagination racing, bitter-knowing he was straight as his swords and half as sharp. So Sanji had ignored the attraction - maybe allowed himself a greedy little peek now and then, but he’d never let it become a problem. He’d never let it become anything. He'd known that's how things were going to stay and he was fine with it, he had been dealing with it, this wasn't his fault.
It's not like he'd ever wanted Zoro to know.A canonverse getting-together fic with lots of porn, some plot, and plenty of feelings, following the progression of their relationship and the canon events that impact it. A couple of common zosan tropes get flipped, there's a smidge of angst for good measure, but with a very happy ending.
Finally updated post-Wano and WCI!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,124
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 186
- Kudos:
- 1,659
- Bookmarks:
- 402
- Hits:
- 29,949
Bookmarked by mortemir
19 Nov 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Imagine person A making person B a friendship bracelet, expecting person B to never wear it, but when it’s given to them person B puts it on and is rarely seen with it off.
A group of marines charge, Zoro slices through them, and in that instant Sanji feels his own eyes grow wide. Because there, on the arm now outstretched towards him, steel glinting in hand, is the stupid bracelet he’d given Zoro. The bastard is actually wearing it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,772
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 470
- Kudos:
- 27,693
- Bookmarks:
- 4,500
- Hits:
- 210,334
Bookmarked by mortemir
17 Nov 2025
-
Tags
Summary
This felt more intimate and heated than Zoro was expecting. He thought he'd bend Sanji over his couch, give him a good hour of pleasure, then send him on his way. But now, with Sanji standing this close, Zoro realized that that was not the kind of hook up this was. Outside that restaurant Sanji had been asking for Zoro to give him something memorable and magical for his first time with another man.
And, God, did Zoro want to. Wanted to explore every inch of Sanji's skin. Wanted to kiss the bone of Sanji's hip, the sensitive curve of his spine, that stretch of skin between his neck and shoulder. He wanted to feel the warmth of Sanji's body, tight around his, hear Sanji's cries of pleasure in his ears and know that it was because of him. Zoro wanted to give him the best he'd ever had, leave the impression that no one would ever be able to satisfy him like Zoro could.
Bookmarked by mortemir
09 Nov 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Trapped on an ice-locked island and desperately low on food, Zoro and Sanji go ice fishing to replenish the Sunny’s stores. They make a series of questionable decisions in the process, but only Sanji ends up walking home in soaked clothes. Zoro is smug about this, at least until Sanji’s once-reliable legs start buckling beneath him and Zoro remembers exactly how bady untrained bodies take to frigid wintertime swims.
Bookmarked by mortemir
03 Nov 2025
-
Tags
Summary
In 16th Century CE, a blacksmith fell in love with a tree—and the rest is history...
~
After dying on the battlefield, Zoro is reborn as a jubokko - demon tree created by the blood of a massacre - until the day a blacksmith from the local village frees him...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,151
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 77
- Kudos:
- 1,133
- Bookmarks:
- 254
- Hits:
- 13,332
Bookmarked by mortemir
03 Nov 2025
-
Tags
Summary
All of Sanji's hopeless romanticism stems from the chivalry that Zeff drilled into him over the years. According to Zeff, ladies are to be wined, dined, and their wishes never to be declined. Sanji was a star pupil in that regard.
Even when he experiences rejection after rejection, Sanji isn't bothered — women don't owe him that. His respect is a gift, not a conditional exchange for romantic or sexual favors. But. Well. That doesn't change the fact that Sanji has never been kissed.
Not that he minds! Or is embarrassed in the slightest. It doesn't bother him, really — the topic doesn't surface much with his crew anyway. So Sanji really didn't think much of it. Wouldn't have thought much of it, truthfully.
Except.
Fucking Roronoa Zoro.
Translated in:
Russian / русский
Spanish / Español- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,350
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 286
- Kudos:
- 3,562
- Bookmarks:
- 658
- Hits:
- 54,478
Bookmarked by mortemir
26 Oct 2025
-
Tags
Summary
“It’s stupid. It’s nothing.” Roronoa looked out of the window again, his gaze cloudy, stormlike. In the far distance thunder rumbled across the asymmetrical hills. A few raindrops landed on the windowpane.
Perhaps Mihawk had been too obvious about his annoyance. He was out of practice. But it would be a shame to waste potential over something as ridiculous as bottled up emotion, so he attempted to gentle his tone. “Speak.”
His student is distracted. Mihawk arranges a solution.
Bookmarked by mortemir
27 Oct 2025
-
Tags
Summary
“I never took you for a flirt, mosshead,” Sanji says and fights off the blush threatening to creep up his face. “And if I didn’t know you better, I’d actually think you’re flirting with me.”
“Mmm, dunno, maybe.” Zoro smirks at him. “Maybe I’m just helping you out since you seem to be struggling.”
“Struggling?” Sanji asks, his tone going a bit high with his incredulity. “Struggling with what?”
“Hitting on me,” Zoro says and oh my god Sanji hates how confident he is.
Or:
Sanji and Zoro start a physical relationship. Because that always goes well.
Bookmarked by mortemir
24 Oct 2025