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"I hope you die screaming" were the last words Astarion said to his companions. He never imagined they'd come true.
Six months later, drowning in guilt and armed with a stolen Wish spell, he tries to bring them back. Instead, he wakes up at his own funeral in a world he doesn't recognise where everyone he lost is alive, and the woman he loved and abandoned is calling him "partner."
Now he must learn to navigate a life that isn't his, a world whose technology baffles him, trauma that follows him across timelines, and a love he hasn't earned—all while deciding whether to fix the past or fight for a future he doesn't deserve.
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19 Jun 2026
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When Gale grows tired of everyone doubting his brilliance, he devises the perfect plan.
What better proof of his infinite wisdom than to make dear friends out of Tav and Astarion, who hate one another? After all, your constant bickering is annoying the camp to no end. He finds a dungeon designed for two souls, one that promises to bring any duo close in no time.
It is just a pity that his mistranslation forces you both into a dungeon trapped in time and very much meant to get the two of you into bed.
─ ❤︎ ─
You and your rogue companion stare at the glowing plaque that materializes before the sealed door.
“In order to pass through this door, you’ll need to kiss deeply until the progress bar fills up,” you read aloud, horrified.
Astarion’s expression twists into elegant disgust.
“This blasted fool has sent us into a literal sex dungeon.”
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06 Jun 2026
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These Cruel Gifts by AbeLincolnLover
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms
25 Jun 2026
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Five times Erik misinterpreted Christine's intentions in giving him a gift, and one time she was actually trying to hurt his feelings.
Finally complete!!
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18 May 2026
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Dear readers, I take all the blame
for making these rhymes without shame -
but limerick writing
I find quite exciting
(at times, much more so than the game…)Ever wonder what rhymes with Menzoberranzan? Or Justiciar? Ceremorphosis?
152 Limericks inspired by the game (20 chapters).
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21 Apr 2026
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Whumptober Prompts Day 1, Day 11, Day 14, Day 23, And Day 30. And tumblr prompt for Tezzy
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Against her better judgment, Tav spares the drider. He is thankful.
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- Part 9 of Tumblr Prompts
- Part 1 of Whumptober 2023
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19 Apr 2026
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The threat of the cult of the Absolute has caused the heavens and the Hells to become concerned about the potential loss of hundreds of thousands of souls that give the gods and the Archdevils their powers. While the gods are forbidden from interfering by Ao, the Hells are under no such limitations, and several prominent agents of the Hells have been sent to “help” Tav and her companions fight the Absolute. The Hells seem to be intent on wreaking havoc on the Material Plane, leaving Tav to clean up their messes and stop all Nine Hells from breaking loose.
Meanwhile, Tav meets a mysterious nobleman on the nautiloid named Raphael who is incredibly irritated that he ended up tadpoled and traveling with morons. When he appears to know more about the happenings in Faerun than he should, Tav quickly suspects that he’s far more than what he appears to be.
It’s going to take an incredible amount of patience and ingenuity for Tav to both defeat the Elderbrain and stop the Hells from fucking everything up.
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11 Apr 2026
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After the fall of the Netherbrain, Tav had enough adventure for one lifetime and wanted to finish writing her memoir and retire in peace. After her musical troupe was attacked en route to Athkatla, Tav finds herself sold into slavery and purchased by Mammon, the Lord of Minauros. While brokering deals with devils to secure her freedom, Tav ends up on the wrong side of a political scheme that threatens to tear the Third Hell apart. She needs to beat the devils at their own cruel games to ensure her survival before the greed of the Endless Bog swallows her whole.
Mephistopheles hated mortals. They were pawns. Currency. Pathetic. Upon a diplomatic visit to the Third Hell, the Lord of the Eighth discovered something that he had been searching for for centuries. Mammon has his filthy claws on the one thing he wants, and he will do anything to get her back. Once she is in his clutches, he is never, ever going to let her go.
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11 Apr 2026
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Love never lasts - at least that is what Orin tells herself when the darkness threatens to consume her.
(Chapter 1 got revised cause me hated it)
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23 Nov 2025