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    Vampire Lan Wangji fucking human Wei Wuxian in various situations.

    Doesn't need to be read in order as technically they can be read as stand alone fics

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    “Yeah! Oh, my name is Gojo Satoru, by the way.” He hides the hurt behind his teeth, his grin wide and friendly. He thought he’d only have to introduce himself once to someone he called his best friend. It’s strange to repeat words from more than a decade ago to the same person. “You can call me Satoru.” He hopes he calls him Satoru.

    “I’m Geto,” he says back. You were Suguru to me, Gojo thinks. “Nice to meet you, Satoru.”

    “Nice to meet you, too.” He leans against the wall beside him, tries to look nonchalant as he does. “So, do you come here often?”

     

    Geto thinks Gojo is just a lonely guy who wants friends. Gojo just wants to know if he remembers him, even just a little bit.

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    12 Oct 2024

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    “Really?” he asks. “I can’t imagine anyone would find these even remotely sexy.” Neil holds an edge of the boxers with the tip of his index finger and shakes them around.

    The man, Andrew, snatches the pair away from him, neatly folding them and setting them back on the shelf. “Well, there are other options,” he says. He points to the pair at the end, where a picture of nude, probably Greek men are pictured on the cloth. The placement of their anatomy is unfortunate, honestly, and Neil lets out an unwilling laugh.

    “Oh, those are just so much worse.”

    -- andrew works at a museum, the location of a number of neil's disastrous dates (5, to be exact)

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    07 Jun 2024

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    Social media snapshots following the Exy Fandom.

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    06 Jun 2024

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    neil josten versus the internet, a story told over 15 years

    (featuring andrew minyard, a hug, and terrible journalism)

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    04 Jun 2024

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    The rise and fall of the Minyard-Josten Rivalry.


    Usually when Neil starts shit in a post-game press interview, he does it on purpose. This time, he really just meant for it to be a joke.

    “How do you feel about the possibility of ending up on a team with a former Fox teammate?” is the next question.

    “Great,” Neil answers, sincere. “I would love to play with Matt or Kevin again.”

    “What about Minyard? Would you sign with Atlanta?”

    Neil says, “Andrew? He’s a nightmare.”

    He knows it’s a joke. His team knows it’s a joke. Andrew will know it’s a joke.

    The press does not seem to know that it’s a joke.

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    26 May 2024